precaffinate

The tendency to not start anything until you have had a cup of coffee/soda/energy drink.

I precaffinated before tearing into the server rack with reluctance. It had to be done with the right caffeine spin control.
I had to precaffinate before replying to the yard long email expecting me to reply or else.

by Argonator November 26, 2014

Precaffinate

The act of loading your veins with copious amounts of caffeine to the point where you're better off just doing cocaine at this point.

"Are you precaffinated?"
"Yeah it's so weird I can like feel my consciousness and time is slowing down and I can get a lot of work done and-"
"You must be on something"

by digbickroger12 February 20, 2022

procaffeinate

(v.) To delay or postpone action; put off doing something until you've had coffee.

I put the 'pro' in procaffeinate.

by LostBumblebee July 21, 2014

procaffination

The inability to make a decision until you've had a cup of coffee.

Make me a coffe I'm flawed by procaffination today.

by Rikstir February 5, 2014

procaffeinated

To delay or postpone action;
Put off doing something till you have had coffee!

I procaffeinated this morning before cleaning the house.

by fyregoose! April 22, 2014

procaffinator

(n.) one who puts off tasks until after the first cup of coffee or tea

I'm a procaffinator. I can't start my day without a cup of coffee

by madel97 April 29, 2016

procaffinate

To sit around and drink coffee instead of getting things done. Can be done while reading or watching TV.

I had fifty things I needed to do, but instead I just sat around and procaffinated with a book and my favorite mug.

by Captain Nimbus September 2, 2013