procaffeinated

To delay or postpone action;
Put off doing something till you have had coffee!

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procaffeinate

(v.) To delay or postpone action; put off doing something until you've had coffee.

I put the 'pro' in procaffeinate.

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The tendency to not start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.

Dude where have you been the two days?
I was procaffeinating going to the shop, but I was out of coffee.

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To sit around and drink coffee instead of getting things done. Can be done while reading or watching TV.

I had fifty things I needed to do, but instead I just sat around and procaffinated with a book and my favorite mug.

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I am procaffinated, are you a procaffinated?

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The act of removing the coffee pot and pouring a cup of coffee before the pot has fully brewed.

"Dude, you totally precaffeinated that cup of coffee. What, you couldn't wait another 30 seconds?!?"

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Person who use delay or postpone action; put off doing something until you've had coffee.
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*I put the 'pro' in procaffeinative
My brother behaves filthy and procaffinative at mornings.

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