praff 

The act of arriving late at your job, do nothing productive, then leave early. Especially on friday.

John is going home early, after skiping much of his work.
Harry: Praffing again, huh?
John: Yeah, I will resolve my issues tomorrow.

praff by redmongoose June 12, 2017

praffe

The practice effect you get after taking too many online IQ tests.

I thought I had a 140 IQ, because that's what I got on Mensa NO, but my 103 WAIS score shows that I just have too much praffe (and a wrongfully inflated ego).

praffe by ilovetrump2024 February 5, 2023

Paffy 

Roadman slang typically used to describe something cool or amazing

“Bro you missed out on one paffy night while you were working”

“Hey did you just see that paffy ting that just walked through the door?”

Paffy by Paffyboi777 October 26, 2022

Piffle Paffle 

1. Spoken or written words that have no meaning or make no sense.

2. Foolish or unacceptable behaviour.

He was talking absolute piffle paffle.

Piffle Paffle by Rowss December 23, 2013

Pfaffism 

1 the religious practice or ethical logic based on the teachings or musical proverbs of a certain musical professor at SUNY Plattsburgh and designating him as a minor deity in the order of musical gods and goddesses.

2 a phrase characteristic of said professor from Plattsburgh, NY often but not necessarily relating to counterpoint or the academic study of Classical Music. Examples may include “That’s a sexy texture in that counterpoint,” “Many things will become clear for you this weekend,” or, after talking about Wagner's 25 year opera, “it's a wonder if you live that long, you could've been run over by a meat wagon.”

“As a recent convert to Pfaffism, Sarah was ready to share the good news of Cadential Six-Fours with anyone willing to listen."

Pfaffism by rkfan87 July 1, 2008

Proffer 

In federal criminal cases, cooperating with the government is commonly known as a proffer agreement, interview, proffer letter, or a “Queen for a Day” letter.

A proffer agreement is a written contract between a federal prosecutor and defendant, or a person under a criminal investigation, where they will make an agreement to give the prosecutor useful information. Their statements won't be used against them later in a criminal proceeding.

John had to proffer he was looking at 45 years

Proffer by connierobinsonkc March 21, 2023

profflenine

Prah-Full-Nine

To be reffered to as one's genitalia.

The sexual organ of any organism.

I.E. Penis, testicle, or vagina.

My profflenine is itchy.

I have crabs stuck in the hair of my profflenine.

Your profflenine is smaller than my profflenine.

profflenine by Chuck Lee Profflenine March 18, 2008