Ombudsman school

Jeremy: I went to Ombudsman school because i wasn't going to get passed for attending alone.
Seth: What are you retarded?
Jeremy: It's called a learning disability, bro
Seth: Oh ok.
by connierobinsonkc August 29, 2023
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5k1 letter

a letter sent to the judge from the us attorney asking to depart from mandatory guidelines due to their cooperation with the government
Conspiracy to disturb meth is a mandatory 10 years but with proffering session a 5k1 letter
John helped create 2 fresh indictments so they agreed to put him on a 4 person indictment instead if he cooperated. He’s still in county while agents continuously pound him with “What do you have for me now?”
by connierobinsonkc December 31, 2022
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back alley butt sex

a woman who lets taking off her slippers and bending over for the biggest cock to take up the arse
christina is def into back alley butt sex
by connierobinsonkc November 30, 2023
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ms stimmy

dumping your stimmy check into cypto and making off with a transsexual
ms stimmy gimme rawr
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Dirty Navarre

Sticking a candy cane up one's own ass and pretending it's a dick
Gary: Desmond bent me over in the back alley and gave me a dirty navarre
by connierobinsonkc November 30, 2023
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Proffer

In federal criminal cases, cooperating with the government is commonly known as a proffer agreement, interview, proffer letter, or a “Queen for a Day” letter.

A proffer agreement is a written contract between a federal prosecutor and defendant, or a person under a criminal investigation, where they will make an agreement to give the prosecutor useful information. Their statements won't be used against them later in a criminal proceeding.
John had to proffer he was looking at 45 years
by connierobinsonkc March 21, 2023
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Rule 35 motion

Below Statutory Minimum. When acting under Rule 35(b), the court may reduce the sentence to a level below the minimum sentence established by statute.
John's lawyer filed a rule 35 motion due to his corporation with the government
by connierobinsonkc March 21, 2023
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