Energy drink for people that need gratuitous amounts of energy!
SPORTS you'll be good at them!!
RARRRRRRR!!
With all new flavors like SHOCKLATE!! Chocolate energy!! Its like adding chocolate to an ELECTRICAL STORM!!
If you like Strawberry...How about RAWBERRY!!!
Made with lightning!! REAL LIGHTNING!!!!!!
You'll have energy running all the time!!
Power lifting, power sleeping, power dating, power spawning babies!!! You will have soo many babies! 400 babies!!!! Then you feed Shocklate to your babies and they'll become good at SPORTS!!
And they'll run ABNORMALLY FAST!
They'll compete against Kenyans, they'll run as fast as Kenyans, they'll run past people that think they're Kenyans, then there'll be a tie and they'll be deported back to KENYA!!!
You'll be moving soo fast mother nature will be like SlOw DoWn! And you'll be like FUCK YOU and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!!!
Be smart don't gamble on your energy.
SNAKE EYES!!!

Holy Shit!! Ive got PowerThirst!!
MENERGY!!!!

powerthirst by Andrew Da SIlva July 29, 2007

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powertoke

Term used for excessive inhalation of any form of smoke.

Normally exhibited whilst inhaling cannabis, tobacco or methamphetamine smoke.

Jess optioned for a powertoke approach on the glass to avoid a second burn.

Liam attempted a powertoke of cabbage on the bucket bong but coughed as if it was a lunger buster

Shaun powertoked back to back lunger busters

powertoke by pornzi July 31, 2019

Potarto

The combination of a potato and mentally challenged individual.

that dude is such a potarto!

Potarto by Microdaddy September 6, 2017

Pickering Powerthrust

During anal sex, when the man moves to the other side of the room, takes a 15 metre running start, and thrusts into his partners ass.

"Woah, my ass hurts today."

"Why's that?"

"Last night my boyfriend tried out the Pickering Powerthrust"

Pickering Powerthrust by pohoes December 9, 2008

powertruff

To powertruff is to engage or take part in profuse truffin'. Scholars argue that the average north-american powertruffer will truff for at least 1 hour. Anything less than this suggested time period would then be mere truffin', rather than powertruffin'. There's no shame in being just an average truffer, it takes dedication, time and practice to become skilled in this fine art.

Drunk friend 1: Yo fool, how long we been truffin' for?
Drunk friend 2: For sure at least 6 hours man, for sure.
Drunk friend 1: Dang. 6 hours? That's miles beyond the tentative time average suggested by faceless pseudo-experts on the internet! Yo, we powertruffin' dawg!
Drunk friend 2: Yeah? Yeah! Yeah, we fuckin are.

powertruff by Dirty Dam April 12, 2007

Brighton Powertap

When you are about to have sex with your girlfriend, and upon the first thrust you break the bed...and your girlfriend.

"When we were in Florida, my friend gave his girl the Brighton powertap and broke their bed, and we didn't get our security deposit back."

Brighton Powertap by UMRugby December 2, 2009

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026