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One of my favourite places in the entire world. If your coming to the south Coast of England dont even bother visiting anywhere else. Vibrant city, quality restaurants and pubs, great clubs, one of the few places I dont feel paranoid walking about, like I'm about to get my head smashed in by some huge arrogant Lairy Stella drinking lad, as they all steer clear believing it to be 'full of fuckin queers innit'.

The reality is, whilst there is a high proportion of gays, (who incidently I have noticed never cause trouble, never brawl, never shout in the street and never litter) the place is actually crawling with local student beauties from the 3 major universities, and ladies from all round the country who come to escape the narrow-minded overtly hetrosexual, cultureless, burberry ridden, chav infested laddish shit holes like neighbouring portsmouth, bognor regis, southampton and (further away) Essex and shop at the millions of different boutiques and shops, very many of which are set up by the resident gay community.

The only criticism is that the average cost of going out in the city of Brighton now rivals the cost of a night out in London. Although one night out in Brighton will make all future nights in London seem like a bit of a stitch up.
"OMG, I've never seen so many fit women in my entire life? Where are we? Are we in Heaven? Oh no, we're in Brighton.'

'We went for a slap up meal, drank some quality wine at this architechtually spectacular winebar, spotted hundreds of fitties on the way out, went to an amazing club, we could've only gone to one place.'

'Quick everyone: go to Brighton. It's one of the few places that isnt completely infested with chavvy twats.'
by hubert b December 22, 2005
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
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He is an amazing kid. He may be a little hyper sometimes but when you get to know him he is amazing. He stole my friends heart and I'm glad that they are dating cuz they are so cute. He is also very very funny and likes to get very obnoxious sometimes, but he us an amazing friend and boyfriend and if you find him you need to hold on to him. Hes the best. I have no room to speak cuz I am not even his girlfriend but for the past year I've gotten to know him and hes amazing.
That's a Brighton over there. That person is so hyper and obnoxious but an amazing friend.
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Brighton is, without a doubt, the greatest place on earth. No where in the world can rival it. Not only are there plenty of gays, the beach is cool, the pier is cool, there are loads of amazing shops: names like Hollister, Urban Outfitters, New Look, and Jane Norman as well as thousands of boutique shops. Loads of restaurants and pubs to choose from as well. Brighton centre hold loads of amazing concerts and other things as well sometimes such as an ice rink or craft fairs. Next door is the Odeon cinema with an attaching Ben and Jerry's ice cream bar and Costa Coffee and above is Oceana. Speaking of Oceana, there are also some music venues in Brighton including: Concorde 2, Audio, Coalition, Honey Club etc....all amazing places. And last but not least - Brighton, without a doubt - has given birth to the most amazing music in the world especially Hold Fire. And other local bands. There is no better music than Brighton's music.
If Brighton was a person, I'd marry it!


I always go to gigs in Brighton, the best music is there
by Cricko September 12, 2011
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Brighton is a girl that is absolutely gorgeous. She has an amazing personality and has a heart bigger then the world. She is a sweetheart and is the type of girl that every man wishes he had.
Brighton is my dream girl.
Lucky to have an amazing girl like Brighton.
Brighton is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
Brighton is the perfect girl for me.
by kennyg32 January 18, 2011
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A town on the south coast of England that has recently been given city status. It is very popular with homosexuals. People from outside Brighton often believe everyone in or from Bighton is Gay or Lesbian. Usually this assumption is correct.
Hi, meet my friend Julian. He's from Brighton and he's gay.
by Davey Boy March 04, 2005
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