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poutining 

Poutining is the act of mixing semen and diarrhea in an individual's asshole, and glazing fries with the concoction. If done with proper form and technique, the semen should curdle (like cheese) and the diarrhea should act as gravy. Popularized in Quebec, Canada, poutining is an activity loved and practiced by all.
Jim: Hey dude, wanna do some poutining later?
Bob: If you shit and cum on my fries again I will beat the shit out of you bro
poutining by your moms dirty ho September 8, 2024
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Poutinize refers to the action of converting your side of French fries to a poutine.
Waitress: Would you like fries or a side salad with that sir?

Customer: Can I get the side of fries and can I poutinize them?

Waitress: Definitely that will be an additional $2.50.
poutinize by kelsraewilly May 11, 2014
A poutling is a young girl who takes selfies and posts them on social networking sites ,she pouts like a trout but is young and easily misguided by todays culture.A poutling may grow out of the bitchy way she has been born into or she may progress to being a total bitch who loves herself and masturbates in the mirror with a hairbrush handle.Either way a poutling is easily groomed and pure jailbait.
who is that poutling on your facebook with the small firm titties ?
I have no idea she added me as a friend and says she is eighteen
No fucking way is she eighteen ,more like eight ,watch out that poutling will get you locked up dude!
poutling by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
Making a facial expression with your lips, indicating dissatisfaction or sulking.

Often describing what girls do when being photographed, trying to be sexy.
Pouting is just a trend in sexy look.
Pouting by NatalieBerd February 15, 2009
When you throw up in your mouth and swallow it to save face.
I feel a pukining coming on..
Pukining by Bacita Mae Jenkins August 27, 2019

Poutinifull 

The "sitting-in-your-stomach" feeling you get after finishing a bowl/plate/disposable container of poutine. A regretful feeling of satisfaction.
"I shouldn't have had that poutine for dinner. I feel so poutinifull."
Poutinifull by arner2344 January 26, 2010

cyber pouting 

Acting like an adolescent asshole online because you didn't get your way.
Karen never returns my emails ever since I told her I wasn't attracted to her. She must be cyber pouting.
cyber pouting by TINA LOVES YOU November 16, 2019
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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