poutining

Poutining is the act of mixing semen and diarrhea in an individual's asshole, and glazing fries with the concoction. If done with proper form and technique, the semen should curdle (like cheese) and the diarrhea should act as gravy. Popularized in Quebec, Canada, poutining is an activity loved and practiced by all.

Jim: Hey dude, wanna do some poutining later?
Bob: If you shit and cum on my fries again I will beat the shit out of you bro

poutining by your moms dirty ho September 8, 2024

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poutinize

Poutinize refers to the action of converting your side of French fries to a poutine.

Waitress: Would you like fries or a side salad with that sir?

Customer: Can I get the side of fries and can I poutinize them?

Waitress: Definitely that will be an additional $2.50.

poutinize by kelsraewilly May 11, 2014

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poutling

A poutling is a young girl who takes selfies and posts them on social networking sites ,she pouts like a trout but is young and easily misguided by todays culture.A poutling may grow out of the bitchy way she has been born into or she may progress to being a total bitch who loves herself and masturbates in the mirror with a hairbrush handle.Either way a poutling is easily groomed and pure jailbait.

who is that poutling on your facebook with the small firm titties ?
I have no idea she added me as a friend and says she is eighteen
No fucking way is she eighteen ,more like eight ,watch out that poutling will get you locked up dude!

poutling by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

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Pouting

Making a facial expression with your lips, indicating dissatisfaction or sulking.

Often describing what girls do when being photographed, trying to be sexy.

Pouting is just a trend in sexy look.

Pouting by NatalieBerd February 15, 2009