poutinize

Poutinize refers to the action of converting your side of French fries to a poutine.

Waitress: Would you like fries or a side salad with that sir?

Customer: Can I get the side of fries and can I poutinize them?

Waitress: Definitely that will be an additional $2.50.

by kelsraewilly May 11, 2014

The Catherine Poutine

A poutine made with an onion ring base rather than the typical pomme frites base.

Originated from Alto Restaurant on Avenue du Parc during the great winter carnival of '14.

Thought to have first been ordered by a clan of McGill scholars clad in forest green.

"Bonjour/Hi, I'd like to order the best poutine on the menu!"

"Oh! You must mean the Catherine poutine!"

by MTL11 November 3, 2014

Tokyo Poutine

When one person defecates on another persons face and then ejaculates on top.

I just gave that girl a Tokyo poutine.

by C Bob September 5, 2014

poutine

A Quebec (or French-Canadian) staple, a dish of homemade french fries topped with white cheddar cheese curds and beef gravy (wannabes and some americans have been known to serve this dish with any cheese and turkey gravy). Generally served in a styrofoam container or carton.

Man, I ate so much poutine my heart hurts!

by Discofunk March 29, 2005

potimize

To optimize in the extreme, particularly as in computer programming.

The transposition of characters refers to the common experience of dramatic optimization breaking functionality or correctness.

I totally potimized the hell out of that function. Sure, the results were different, but it was 57x faster!!1!one

by _jrk_ March 18, 2009

Poutine Fries

Poutine Fries is slang for ejaculating onto feces that was released accidentally following an emphatic bout of anal sex. Specifically, as the male pulls out and is about to release, the recipient's bowels accidentally begin to move. However, as the male has already begun to ejaculate, the result is semen-covered feces. This is said to resemble poutine fries, the French Canadian dish of French Fries covered in gravy and mayonnaise.

Julian pulled out following some tenacious anal, but had already started to bust when his girl accidentally started to shit. Poutine Fries was on the menu that night.

by The Invisible Can January 18, 2013

Poutine queen

Used primarily in Canada, poutine queen refers to a gay male who is primarily attracted to French Canadian men.

Call me a poutine queen if you will, but that André Boisclair is quite a dish!

by Adam Hawkins August 30, 2008