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It's when a girl makes those kissy lips at me which turns me on.
Yo man she was pouting at me the other day, she totally wants the d.

Pouting Donut 

The quivering sphincter of a diarrhea filled anal cavity. Usually filled with hot chowder containing small fish heads, fingernails, and corn.

Also a telltale sign to customs agents during strip searches.
1. Dude, I've got the pouting donut right now. Must have been your moms cooking.
2. Did you see his pouting donut ?? he's gotta be smuggling something !
Pouting Donut by HooliganATL August 3, 2009

cyber pouting 

Acting like an adolescent asshole online because you didn't get your way.
Karen never returns my emails ever since I told her I wasn't attracted to her. She must be cyber pouting.
cyber pouting by TINA LOVES YOU November 16, 2019

Rule of Pouting 

If one person pouts, then a person in an opposing party who becomes compelled to do the same, pouts in retaliation.This process continues and is carried out until a victor is crowned for having out-pouted the other party,
calling for the losing party to woefully accept defeat and then lay at the merciful hands of the winning party.
In turn, this strong and newly crowned winning party is given the power to rule over the weak losing party.
Which allows ones deepest and darkest wishes to be obligingly carried out by the losing party.This creates a paradox within the universe where ultimate rule can be achieved.
*POOOOUT*
"YOU CAN'T POUT BACK ZACHNATION."
"IF JUSTIN BEIBIER IS ALLOWED TO SING, I CAN SURE AS HECK POUT. PLUS,It is part of the Rule of Pouting."
Rule of Pouting by spaceman3399 February 3, 2012

Anal Pouting 

Anal pouting is what a boy does when his girl refuses to take it in the rear.
Brian's anal pouting was was not enough to weaken Mary's resolve and open her back door.
Anal Pouting by pout inflictor October 6, 2009

Coop be looking like its pouting 

Hey your coop be looking like its pouting!
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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