poutling

A poutling is a young girl who takes selfies and posts them on social networking sites ,she pouts like a trout but is young and easily misguided by todays culture.A poutling may grow out of the bitchy way she has been born into or she may progress to being a total bitch who loves herself and masturbates in the mirror with a hairbrush handle.Either way a poutling is easily groomed and pure jailbait.

who is that poutling on your facebook with the small firm titties ?
I have no idea she added me as a friend and says she is eighteen
No fucking way is she eighteen ,more like eight ,watch out that poutling will get you locked up dude!

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

Pouting

Making a facial expression with your lips, indicating dissatisfaction or sulking.

Often describing what girls do when being photographed, trying to be sexy.

Pouting is just a trend in sexy look.

by NatalieBerd February 15, 2009

Pootling

To wander about, by foot or mechanical transport, with no specific destination in mind.

They were in the village, just pootling about in their motorcar.

by d.n. citoyen August 21, 2020

cyber pouting

Acting like an adolescent asshole online because you didn't get your way.

Karen never returns my emails ever since I told her I wasn't attracted to her. She must be cyber pouting.

by TINA LOVES YOU November 16, 2019

Rule of Pouting

If one person pouts, then a person in an opposing party who becomes compelled to do the same, pouts in retaliation.This process continues and is carried out until a victor is crowned for having out-pouted the other party,
calling for the losing party to woefully accept defeat and then lay at the merciful hands of the winning party.
In turn, this strong and newly crowned winning party is given the power to rule over the weak losing party.
Which allows ones deepest and darkest wishes to be obligingly carried out by the losing party.This creates a paradox within the universe where ultimate rule can be achieved.

*POOOOUT*
"YOU CAN'T POUT BACK ZACHNATION."
"IF JUSTIN BEIBIER IS ALLOWED TO SING, I CAN SURE AS HECK POUT. PLUS,It is part of the Rule of Pouting."

by spaceman3399 February 3, 2012

Pootling

To browse the internet when not actually looking for something specific.

'What you doing?'
'I'm Just Pootling on the web'

by BubbleSheep August 27, 2008

Anal Pouting

Anal pouting is what a boy does when his girl refuses to take it in the rear.

Brian's anal pouting was was not enough to weaken Mary's resolve and open her back door.

by pout inflictor October 6, 2009