Pourning

Any time before 12:00pm to start pouring cold ones

See: Drafternoon

I think we need to start drinking early; how about we have an early pourning?

Pourning by d erm ave February 7, 2009

Pourning

to be in a period of mourning after a beloved porn star has died.

I heard Marylin Chambers died and I was instantly "pourning" the loss.

Pourning by kitv April 13, 2009

Pouring Coffee 

To pour coffee is to plug a drain with feces. Most often said in reference places such as public restrooms and water fountains. The term originated from how the water turns brown with shit. Waffle stomping is a similar activity, but more associated with a private setting.

Person 1: Dude, I saw someone pouring coffee in the water fountain.
Person 2: Shit, now I can't hydrate.

Pouring Coffee by Dyspros April 19, 2022

fake porning 

Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).

Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.

fake porning by Nukafoo March 24, 2014

pouring the kool aid 

jacking off

marty was pouring the kool aid in the bathroom

pouring the kool aid by deeeeezzznuts January 1, 2012

Cylindrical Pouring Device 

A jug.

You understand?

Just a jug.

IT'S A FUCKING JUG!

<TheJoker> Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
<LD> IT'S A JUG, DAMN YOU! A JUG!
* LD hurls a jug at TheJoker
<TheJoker> Oh no, my face! I have seen the errors of my ways!

Cylindrical Pouring Device by LD December 15, 2004

Good Porning 

(n.) when a man wakes up and notices their morning glory and immediately turns on his computer to find some pornography to get rid of it.

(v.) less commonly used, the verb is to act out the definition of the noun

"Hey man, did you sleep well?"
"Not really, but i woke up well ;)"
"What do you mean?"
"I had quite a good porning"
"AW DUDE! IN MY BED!?!?! WITH ME IN IT!?!?!"

Good Porning by Kerblasser April 12, 2010