poutch

The opposite of "pinch", especially in reference to gestures on touch screen devices. Where a "pinching" motion is used to zoom in to an image on the device, the opposite "poutching" motion is used to zoom out. Derived from the fact that to "pinch" is to draw the fingers inwards, to "poutch" would be drawing the fingers outwards ("p-IN-ch" - "p-OUT-ch")

Pinch to zoom in on an image on a tablet, poutch to zoom out.

by Professor John Frink November 5, 2014

Pudding pouch

The part of your stomach that wants a dessert. No matter how full you are.

Sandra enjoyed her seven course dinner. But her pudding pouch still hankered for a Mississippi mud pie.

by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

Hair Pouch

A small leather pouch worn on the belt that contains locks of hair cut from desirable females. Usually that the owner stalks. Akin to a medieval coin purse. The pouch can be dedicated to one particular female or many, its the owners discretion.

Someday when she realizes I am her true love I can show her my hair pouch.

I added another sample to my hair pouch last night when Sarah wasn't looking.

by JoeDimaggioes March 9, 2011

Poutch9a

An algerian ghetto word,means a small amount of hash burned inside a bottle of water, a good dose can cause bad trip

(Im mpoutche9),means im high as fuck poutch9a mashi l n9ocha

by Refcha March 23, 2021

paparazzi pouch

Makeshift infant carseat, i.e. one's lap, to be used when fleeing obnoxious photographers. Spawned from the dippy mother of invention herself, Britney Spears. Illegal everywhere except in the State of Denial.

"Quick! Aunt Ethel's got the camera! Throw the baby in the paparazzi pouch and let's get outta here!"

by Maw Kettle April 4, 2006

Kangaroo Pouch Surprise

A Kangaroo Pouch Surprise is when you clasp your penis in one hand while the other hand is in the shape of the middle finger gesture. The middle finger pushes down on the head of the penis, causing it to go inside the penile shaft, forming a baggy of skin. Very quickly the middle finger hand pinches off the skin, creating a "kangaroo like pouch". You then proceed to urinate, thus filling up the pouch. When you release your fingers, the urine filled pouch bursts everywhere creating a "surprise" of urine.

Cooper wanted to impress Beth by showing her that he can successfully perform a kangaroo pouch surprise on her stomach.

by Jrrywbb May 12, 2016

Recto-vaginal pouch

The recto-vaginal pouch, also known by various other names (e.g., pouch of Douglas, vaginal cul-de-sac, deep pussy), is the extension of the peritoneal cavity between the rectum and the posterior wall of the uterus in the female human body. Often formed by oversized objects such as the penis pushing past the cervix and stretching out the lowest point in the female abdomen.

I knew she had had many loves when I reached her recto-vaginal pouch and could not touch bottom.

by Dancerooster July 29, 2021