Pouche

A prick/douche hybrid. A term reserved for those individuals who so utterly and frequently piss you off that simply applying the "prick/douche" label is not enough.

Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.

Jorge: Man, Phillip, I can't believe you jizzed on my face after I passed out last night.

Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.

Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.

Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.

by gimmedatsammich February 11, 2009

Pouche

The outer rim of a nipple


A very smart man named Ryan McHugh invented this word back in the late 1800's it has been used ever since and will never die.

Oh baby lick my pouche!

by Ryan September 28, 2004

pouched

Getting Drunk, being Drunk

I got so Pouched Last night.
She was Pouched when she bought those pants.
Let's get pouched!

by PouchMaster1 April 12, 2011

pouches

interj.
1. Used to express peace out for the non-thugerated.
( originated from Dan Chen)
2. More than one pouch is the wrong definition.

1. i'm outta here pouches.
2. Pouches guys.

by daniel chen January 02, 2004

Pouch

A small pouch of tobacco that come in tins for the purpose of dipping. There are about 10 pouches in a tin.

Skoal, a popular smokeless tobacco brand makes a tasty citrus pouch.

by Steven Robinson October 14, 2008

pouched

when the weed your smoking in the bong/pipe is all gone

where's the weed? i swear it was rite here , pouched

by bud intrest August 19, 2006

pouched

To be really tired.

I've been up since 4 i the morning i'm pouched

by klgjkhfuit October 15, 2007