When a pot dealer thinks that he/she is poPular and does not realize that the only reason people are blowing up their phone is for pot... not for anything else.
Pot dealer: Shit dude, all these kids are blowing up my phone today, i'm so popular!
Pot dealers friend: Why are they hitting you up so much?
Pot dealer: Oh, just for pot. nbd.
Pot dealers friend: Bro, you're not popular, you're just poTular, thats all. People just want your weed, not you're company...
Older women who own their own pontoons (or other watercraft) and go boating exclusively in the company of women. They are known for their aggressive, cougar-ish tendencies and their habit of becoming loud, lewd and obscene by the late afternoon. The pontuna phenomenon was first discovered in Bismarck, North Dakota where the nouveaux riches spend their money on boats, naturally.
Randy: I hear the river is packed with pontuna again today. Let’s head over there and try to bag some.
Monte: Yeah. I’ll get a bottle of Malibu. Pontuna love that stuff.
An elusive species of fish. Its diet consists primarily of fecal matter and primordial soup.
Customer: Hi, can I get a patuna sandwich please?
Waiter: Sure, one tuna sandwich coming right up.
Customer: No, I said, a PATUNA sandwich.
Waiter: ...are you sure you don't mean a tuna sandwich?
Customer: Yes, I'd like a fresh patuna sandwich with a side of gar.
Waiter: Um...I'm afraid we don't have any of that.
Customer: WHAT?! You don't serve patuna? What kind of eating establishment is this, anyway? I'd like to speak with your manager!
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.