Pontuna 

Older women who own their own pontoons (or other watercraft) and go boating exclusively in the company of women. They are known for their aggressive, cougar-ish tendencies and their habit of becoming loud, lewd and obscene by the late afternoon. The pontuna phenomenon was first discovered in Bismarck, North Dakota where the nouveaux riches spend their money on boats, naturally.

Randy: I hear the river is packed with pontuna again today. Let’s head over there and try to bag some.

Monte: Yeah. I’ll get a bottle of Malibu. Pontuna love that stuff.

Pontuna by Nolybab September 24, 2012

poontuna 

A girl with a bad case of the stinky poon. Nothing is worse than smelling the ocean during an intimate moment.

The girl I hooked up with last night in my frat house had a bad case of poontuna.

She was hot but the poontuna was unbearable.

Smell my fingers! Smells like the ocean right? POONTUNA!

poontuna by Poontuna16 October 14, 2008

pontune kid 

An absolute legendary kid who yells beeeeeaaaaaanzzz and claaaaaam Choooooowder on a northern Californian lake and when he leaves you he mentions that he’s said too many cringe things and gives you the peace sign while saying “bravo six going dark”

Yo I heard pontune kid on the pontine saying “beeeeeeaaaaaaanzzzz”

pontune kid by Coopie lindberger meeeshmee August 1, 2021

potuna 

the smell of poo and somin else you should know about....

Carrie F. smells like potuna! EWWW

potuna by paranoidme March 14, 2004

pontunilous 

Something so cheap and revolting that it can only be compared to a quick session in the Pontin's car park next to the rubbish skips.

That girl is so pontunilous, I wouldn't want to go there.

pontunilous by Eskie December 17, 2013

pontuality 

To be early to an event/place with remarkable time to spare.

"Her pontuality was rather distinguished among her peers"

pontuality by IAMAPEX August 17, 2019

Pontunous 

Non-perfect cirles.

Circles drawn by the average human being.

That circle is pontunous.

I wish I could make a circle that pontunous.

Pontunous by Jade Mayes July 20, 2011