Customer: Hi, can I get a patuna sandwich please?
Waiter: Sure, one tuna sandwich coming right up.
Customer: No, I said, a PATUNA sandwich.
Waiter: ...are you sure you don't mean a tuna sandwich?
Customer: Yes, I'd like a fresh patuna sandwich with a side of gar.
Waiter: Um...I'm afraid we don't have any of that.
Customer: WHAT?! You don't serve patuna? What kind of eating establishment is this, anyway? I'd like to speak with your manager!
Waiter: Sure, one tuna sandwich coming right up.
Customer: No, I said, a PATUNA sandwich.
Waiter: ...are you sure you don't mean a tuna sandwich?
Customer: Yes, I'd like a fresh patuna sandwich with a side of gar.
Waiter: Um...I'm afraid we don't have any of that.
Customer: WHAT?! You don't serve patuna? What kind of eating establishment is this, anyway? I'd like to speak with your manager!
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It can be seen in different forms, mainly in a bluish/yellowish duck.
It can be seen in different forms, mainly in a bluish/yellowish duck.
Chosen one: -while eating a bowl of tuna carbonara- Colaris! Colaris! Colaris!
Parunara: Quaaaaaaaaack
Parunara: Quaaaaaaaaack
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Have you been working on your tan or did you pick up a shelter patina during Lollapalooza?! It takes time and a genuine devotion to develop a true shelter patina. You can't fake the shelter patina.
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"My 85 Oldsmobile Cutlass Brougham has a very nice patina on it."
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