jrockandthefunkyfresh's definitions

Golden Sauna

The act of pissing into a campfire to create a steamy golden mist for you and your "camp"-patriots.

Kyle created a golden sauna using the force of his abdominal floor to push golden liquid from his bladder into a stream onto the campfire. Thanks Kyle!

by jrockandthefunkyfresh April 24, 2015

Potanal

The act of sexually satisfying your partner in the butt with a potato.

Sarah gives great potanal.

by jrockandthefunkyfresh April 24, 2015

Jizzorrhea

Uncontrollable (or consistently controlled) ejaculation without the use of hands, very similar to BlueTooth hands free devices in that regard.

That sweet babe gives me jizzorrhea. There is a constant flow of semen coming out of my penis. It is erect and overflowing like a mighty volcano of love.

That sweet ass goat doesn't give me jizzorrhea, but it gives Kyle a massive explosion of jizzorrhea. I think he's going to be splooging for the next 42.6 hours.

by jrockandthefunkyfresh May 27, 2013