potosexual

If you are attracted to potatoes.

I identify as potosexual

by barrstool January 21, 2022

pedosexual

not real, make believe, bullshit.
just pedophilia.

Lauren: "What is your sexual identity Mark?"
Mark: "Im a pedosexual"
Lauren: "No, you fucking dipshit. You're just a pedophile, you fuck children, and should be publicly hanged."

by godthemself June 24, 2018

Pedosexual

A made-up sexual orientation in which the person is attracted to underage kids. It's OK to be straight. Or gay. Or bi. However, you are a fucking lunatic if you are pedosexual.

Pedo: Hi I'm a pedosexual.
Any sane human being: Ew tf.
FBI: OPEN UP!

by DabasaurusOfficial69 February 20, 2019

potatosexual

People who are strongly against other sexualities and resort to a passionate love with Potatos.

Hey honey, wanna come to my house?

Hell no Imma go fuck some potatos, bitch. I'm potatosexual.

by Fishyboss November 22, 2011

Pedosexual

Creeps who say theyre LGBTQ+ as an excuse to commit pedophillia

Jim: I identify as a a Pedosexual

Tom: Well heck you then.

by SrSleepy August 4, 2018

Pedosexual

A nonexistent "sexuality" that pedophiles are trying to use to justify molesting kids. New flash guys. Age is not a gender/sex. Pedophilia is a mental illness, where being lgbtqa+ isn't. Thank you, have a nice day.

Susie: mister, what's your sexuality?
Bob: I'm a pedosexual!
Susie: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THAT BABIES MOUTH!

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019

Pedosexual

Nasty people who try to squirm their way into the LGBTQIA+ community by claiming that pedophilia is a sexuality.

"Tony said he's pedosexual" "That's 1) invalid and 2) disgusting"

by wow.platy July 27, 2018