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protosexual 

When someone is sexually attracted to new things.
Bryant loves to play with his new MacBook pro-2016.
Matthew moans for new born children.
Jason masturbates while staring at his newly grown fingernails.
Beatrice Eagerly awaits for new Kickstarter campaigns to start just so that they can fulfil her sexual desires.
All of these people are protosexual.
protosexual by HORNYGREENMAN February 21, 2017

Protosexual 

Protosexuality is where you clone yourself, get yourself or your clone to get a sex change, and then have sex with the clone.
Guy 1: Go fuck yourself!
Guy 2: Give me a clone and a sex change and I will!
Guy 1: What the hell are you?! Gay?!
Guy 2: No, a protosexual and I am proud!
Protosexual by Hlasd October 15, 2010

Protosexual 

Where m1ksa_king is attracted to protoop
M1ksa: I am protosexual.
Protosexual by habibiboy September 5, 2023

prodsexual 

A super bitch, or a person who exhibits the highest degree of bitchiness.
Or commonly known as a simp for ProductionTakeFive.
The pain, suffering, and outright fear she has caused us definitely makes 0G3Z prodsexual
prodsexual by ඞgcs March 12, 2021

pornosexual

Refers a person who prefers to watch porn and masturbate than to have actual sex.
"Stay away from Jim's dorm. He's a pornosexual so it's filled with used jizz rags"
pornosexual by StumpfTheDrumpf September 22, 2013

phytosexual 

One who is turnt by plant identifications
When I heard Magnolia Xsoulangeana I became a phytosexual .
phytosexual by Myco_melfie_cutie January 19, 2018

Plotsexual 

1. A sexuality used in writing where the plot of the character is prioritized over heteronormative or preconceived sexualities.

2. A character who falls in love based on which way the plot flows.
Instead of straight or gay or even bisexual, he seemed to be plotsexual depending on chapter to chapter.
Plotsexual by Estelle Sterling January 16, 2020
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