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postpartum retardation

a disorder, typically affecting women, that causes extreme stupidity or loss of personality following the gestation and birth of a child. Symptoms can include obsessing about the baby, giving of outrageously crazy names, treating the childless as second-class citizens, and seeing their demonic heathens as little angels and refusing to listen to reason.
That woman with the postpartum retardation parked her triple-wide stroller DIRECTLY in front of the entrance to the womens' bathroom and gave the death glare to anyone who asked her to move it.
by Amorous Raccoon October 29, 2010
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postpartum drip

The period of time a husband must masturbate because his wife is healing from childbirth.
Ryan: "Did you cure that postpartum drip?"
Mark: "No, my wife still has stitches in her lady parts."
by steve1979 June 8, 2011
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Postpartum Abortion

The insurgent approached, aiming an RPG at the convoy, and my gunner gave him a postpartum abortion with his .50cal, killing the Tango before he could fire the RPG.
by NavyRhino October 5, 2018
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postpartum pounds

a condition in which a woman puts on weight after giving birth to a child due especially to overeating and lack of exercise.
After giving birth to her first child, Sara gained postpartum pounds.
by uttam maharjan August 29, 2010
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Beach postpartum depression

When you leave a beach vacation and have to get back to the real world. First few days you have serious depression.
I can't get out of the bed today because I have beach postpartum depression.
by Jellybean2oo3 June 16, 2016
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postpartum recession

N. The period of time after the baby comes, but before you return to work, but you've used up all the baby shower gifts and gift cards.
Brenda experienced a postpartum recession about two months after Tiffanique was born. It was time to get back to work serving lattes at the BuzzBrain Drive-thru.
by PJ the Coug November 19, 2016
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PostPartum Exfixiation

when an Adult child is being suffocated by their mother.
Her mother has so much control of her life that She Suffers from Post Postpartum Exfixiation.
by Rocky Trio October 31, 2012
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