NavyRhino's definitions

dirty calamari

The object of much veneration and derision as well, the anus. Also known as the rosebud, balloon knot, starfish, brown eye, back door, and many other terms.

Jimmy loved the taste of Jane's dirty calamari and rimmed her every chance he got.

by NavyRhino June 1, 2018

Cardigan

The bush style a woman sports when she leaves the pubes alongside her labia in their natural state, which gives her vulva the appearance of a open cardigan sweater.

While Jillian did trim the length of her pubes to keep her bush from getting too wild, she didn't shape it and left her lips hairy, so her pussy looked like a brown cardigan.

Damn, that pussy looks like Mr. Rogers' sweater.

by NavyRhino March 16, 2019

GFW

Guess Fucking What?

GFW, Linda is sporting a cardigan these days.

by NavyRhino May 4, 2020

Ovaflap

The excess egg edge portion of an omelet that contains none of the omelet's filling.

Jane was disappointed that her omelet seemed to have more ovaflap than cheese and green peppers.

by NavyRhino May 29, 2018

Postpartum Abortion

To kill someone.

The insurgent approached, aiming an RPG at the convoy, and my gunner gave him a postpartum abortion with his .50cal, killing the Tango before he could fire the RPG.

by NavyRhino October 5, 2018

Clickbaiting

The act of obsessively following links in your feeds in hopes of finding something stimulating.

Grant was on the couch in the living room clickbaiting through UBIs about his dream car, the Ford Focus, instead of attending to his woman's needs in the bedroom.

by NavyRhino May 29, 2023

OWI

Ordered While Intoxicated, making online purchases after consuming mass quantities of adult beverages.

Man, I woke up this morning and I had e-mails confirming my orders for 6 new sex toys that must have been OWI!

by NavyRhino May 4, 2020