NavyRhino's definitions

Dole Dookie

That hard painful first section of feces that starts a semi-constipated poop session. Dropping a Dole Dookie feels like you're pushing a baby pineapple out your anus.

Man, that Dole Dookie really tore up my butthole.

by NavyRhino January 18, 2026

UBI

A factoid or some irrelevant data that takes up brain RAM, which could be better utilized remembering the Pythagorean Theorem or your mother's birthday. This definition is a UBI.

David bored the tears out if his dinner guests with UBI after UBI about maintaining the pH level of his koi pond.

by NavyRhino May 29, 2023

Clickbaiting

The act of obsessively following links in your feeds in hopes of finding something stimulating.

Grant was on the couch in the living room clickbaiting through UBIs about his dream car, the Ford Focus, instead of attending to his woman's needs in the bedroom.

by NavyRhino May 29, 2023

GFW

Guess Fucking What?

GFW, Linda is sporting a cardigan these days.

by NavyRhino May 4, 2020

OWI

Ordered While Intoxicated, making online purchases after consuming mass quantities of adult beverages.

Man, I woke up this morning and I had e-mails confirming my orders for 6 new sex toys that must have been OWI!

by NavyRhino May 4, 2020

Cardigan

The bush style a woman sports when she leaves the pubes alongside her labia in their natural state, which gives her vulva the appearance of a open cardigan sweater.

While Jillian did trim the length of her pubes to keep her bush from getting too wild, she didn't shape it and left her lips hairy, so her pussy looked like a brown cardigan.

Damn, that pussy looks like Mr. Rogers' sweater.

by NavyRhino March 16, 2019

Postpartum Abortion

To kill someone.

The insurgent approached, aiming an RPG at the convoy, and my gunner gave him a postpartum abortion with his .50cal, killing the Tango before he could fire the RPG.

by NavyRhino October 5, 2018