Beer Headphones

(Noun) The phenomenon of being sufficiently intoxicated that the house cover band at the bar/casino actually sounds good.
Man, Tyler was so drunk last night he actually started dancing to "Brass in Pocket" by the cover band. That boy was wearing some serious Beer Headphones.
by PJ the Coug January 08, 2017
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Drumpf and Disorderly

(Noun) A nickname for the charges one receives when behaving in similar fashion to the 45th President.
Man, Howard got a Drumpf and Disorderly for groping Lisa last week.
by PJ the Coug January 24, 2017
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Drumpfsticks

(Noun) Those miniature (perfect for tiny hands) drumstick-looking chicken wing parts that come with your order of hot wings.
Awwwwww, man! Almost this entire order is Drumpfsticks! They look promising, but never really pay off.
by PJ the Coug February 04, 2017
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Drumpfsticks

(Noun) Those miniature (perfect for tiny hands) drumstick-looking chicken wing parts that come with you order of hot wings.
Awwwwww, man! Almost all these hot wings are Drumpfsticks! They always look good but never deliver!
by PJ the Coug February 04, 2017
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That just happened

(Phrase) The only thing you can say when something so audacious happens that you have no response beyond iterating that the event occurred in the first place.
Person 1: I just got a tattoo of Justin Bieber on my ass

Person 2: I... Uhhhh... That just happened.
by PJ the Coug February 10, 2016
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Somenivore

(Noun) A vegetarian with commitment issues. An herbivore is a vegetarian. An omnivore eats anything. A somenivore eats mostly vegetables until he or she is overwhelmed by the smell of grilling meat.
Before you decide how much meat to buy, find out if Trevor's vegetarian today. He's kind of a somenivore.
by PJ the Coug January 24, 2017
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postpartum recession

N. The period of time after the baby comes, but before you return to work, but you've used up all the baby shower gifts and gift cards.
Brenda experienced a postpartum recession about two months after Tiffanique was born. It was time to get back to work serving lattes at the BuzzBrain Drive-thru.
by PJ the Coug November 20, 2016
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