Definitions by steve1979

postpartum drip 

The period of time a husband must masturbate because his wife is healing from childbirth.

Ryan: "Did you cure that postpartum drip?"
Mark: "No, my wife still has stitches in her lady parts."

postpartum drip by steve1979 June 8, 2011

shitdick 

A chocolate cruller.

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."

shitdick by steve1979 September 7, 2008

bubba 

The satin or nylon trim on baby blankets and some blankets on adult sized beds.

Also, the smooth nylon trim inside of some heavy flannel shirts.

Our toddler loves to tickle his face with the bubba.

Our 18 year old son is too old to be playing with bubba blankets.

Don't wear your bubba shirt inside out, or the delicate fabric will tear.

bubba by steve1979 February 10, 2008

clomp 

The sound sound of a shotgun or similar weapon in modern video games.

I never saw where Dennis was hiding. All I heard was the repeated clomps of his shotgun and the dying screams of my teammates.

Dennis: "You must've seen me coming."
Steve: "No, I just heard a ~clomp~ and it was Game Over for me."

clomp by Steve1979 January 26, 2008

phantimal 

The ghost of an animal. Combine the word phantom and animal, and you get phantimal.

When Nyomi woke up, she saw her old cat Smokey, but she died three years ago. So it must have been a phantimal.

phantimal by steve1979 January 13, 2008

abortstika 

A partially drawn swastika that is turned into a different kind of graffiti by the artist when he thinks he's going to get caught. This is to lessen the severity of the offense of the graffiti. In other words, an aborted effort to draw a swastika.

The teacher caught Mark writing on his desk, but found only an abortstika. Therefore, Mark only got a detention and not a suspension.

Ryan and Tony managed to make the abortstika on the gravestones when they saw the police coming. Seeing how they were caught, they might as have been making non-offensive imagery.

abortstika by Steve1979 January 12, 2008

crapnasty 

A cold, wet, soggy, decaying food substance. Usually describing forgotten food left in the back of the refrigerator or pantry.

After finding the crapnasty leftover salad in the back of the refrigerator, I knew where the fruit flies were coming from.

Dude you've got crapnasty pizza in here from two months ago! Clean the fridge!

crapnasty by Steve1979 January 8, 2008