post partum

The urge to urinate a few minutes after taking a dump. Usually experienced by men after age forty.

I need to take a post partum!

Here comes the post partum!

by big thumper March 3, 2011

post-partum

This is one of other words with post, indicating to depression after having mail delivered that can make you feel restless, anxious, fatigued and worthless

She suffered from a post-partum effect after having e-mail delivered.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

Post Partium Depression

The feeling of depression, apathy, and/or sadness that occurs after an extended and often epiphanic time of merriment.

Uggh. This weekend was epic. I think I won Lightning In A Bottle. I stayed up all night, did all the things, mixtapes at sunrise, make bacon on a float with Shanti, gave a talk, unfucked the world, met so
many great people, had a million laughs, and almost swallowed a goldfish at Disco Bingo Revival. Now I just want to stay in bed and watch Golden Girls. I think I might have Post Partium Depression.

by KushyKush May 16, 2019

postfartum depression

When you let out such a relieving, loud, or satisfying fart that you get depressed when its finally over.

Joe got a bad case of postfartum depression after he perfectly replicated a trumpet with his ass.

by P-scrizzle December 17, 2015

postfartum depression

Remorse following the act of flatulating. Cause can be various. E.g., one tries to flatulate but soils one's underwear as well (see shart); one's flatus turns out to have an unexpectedly unpleasant quality (usually strength or abundance); (most common) an attractive person approaches after one has flatulated, leading to panic and lost opportunities for flirtation and/or sex.

The boys had fun horsing around in the car on the freeway until one of them sharted. There was nowhere to stop. Their laughter died out and postfartum depression kicked in.

by The Glandsman's Apprentice January 17, 2008

Postfartum Depression

The feeling of remorse, disgust, or overall awkwardness that comes over an individual or group after someone farts, usually used when the flatulence has ruined the mood or flow.

The night was going great until Micky farted and everyone got postfartum depression.

by DEER0123 October 22, 2010

postpartum retardation

a disorder, typically affecting women, that causes extreme stupidity or loss of personality following the gestation and birth of a child. Symptoms can include obsessing about the baby, giving of outrageously crazy names, treating the childless as second-class citizens, and seeing their demonic heathens as little angels and refusing to listen to reason.

That woman with the postpartum retardation parked her triple-wide stroller DIRECTLY in front of the entrance to the womens' bathroom and gave the death glare to anyone who asked her to move it.

by Amorous Raccoon October 29, 2010