posto

a tall colombian man who hustles bootleg Cds in qnz....i <3 him

yo posto, u got that new TI shyt?

by bob February 13, 2005

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tutto posto

Italian slang for all is fine; everything's ok. Could be followed by the similar expressions of mild contentments including "tutto tranquilo" and/or "tutto regolare".

How do you feel after this 12-hours cock reattachment surgery?
Tutto posto, tutto regolare!

by destouches January 5, 2005

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sausage pistol

A man's penis.

This chick won't stop grabbing my sausage pistol.

by beef cannon bill April 24, 2011

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Ponto'd

The act of getting disconnected from an online game due to being afk

I went to grab a snack and by the time I got back I was ponto'd

by EasyDubbss May 4, 2022

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Tommy McMurtry (Who may or may not be associated with Pumpkins, Pumpkin Bread or Pumpkin Eater - who ALSO may or may not enjoy being Pumpkin MilkShaked, and who has been rumored to be Pumpkin Positive) is a pastor for Liberty Baptist Church, a traditional Baptist Church located in Rock Falls, Illinois; which holds deeply homophobic and bigoted ideals. Whether or not Tommy McMurtry IS sexually attracted to pumpkins is unknown, but it is highly speculated.

Jim - “Pastor Tommy McMurtry? I heard that guy is sexually attracted to pumpkins.”
Basir - “I’ve heard that too, but we just don’t know.”

Jackie - “Pastor McMurtry? Never heard of him.”
Damien - “That’s the pastor of Liberty Baptist Church. It’s never been confirmed, but I heard from a friend that he has a kink for pumpkins. I don’t normally kinkshame, but he advocates for violence and capital punishment against GSRM (LGBT) people, so I think in this case it’s excusable.

by pumpkin daddy / warealpha June 1, 2019

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