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You just got ponte'd!
Ponte'd by Kraaton September 9, 2016

Pongo’d 

A "Pongo" is a stance which can be performed by standing next to a colleague and placing one foot (preferably a large slip-on) on the desk next to the intended target. Thus, forcing the genitals into a close proximity of victims face. Ideally, to be recognized as an official "PONGO", the desk or table must be at least 2'6" high.
Jesus Dean... I was fucking sat minding my own business building the Page 7 at work when i got a whiff of Twiglets. When i turned round all i saw was a size 14 slip-on on my desk. Straight away i knew it... I'd been Fucking PONGO’d
Pongo’d by professor pumpanickel November 4, 2009

pont d'amour 

the "pont d'amour" is the saliva thread from the mouth of a headgiving person and the tip of the penis from a headbecoming person.
Your mouth is so watering, baby. Look at the pont d'amour, it's beautiful!
pont d'amour by Winkelsen July 20, 2017

Pont du Mac 

A ridiculous solution for a simple problem.

Comes from the idea of a bridge made of pasta.
Mark: I fixed the slats in my bed with lego!
Angie: Couldn't you have just bought new ones.
Mark: Yes, I could've
Angie: Seems like a Pont du Mac to me
Pont du Mac by 16Bitboy December 17, 2022

Dle Pont Dor 

D'. Le Pont D'or means golden bridge, or go to the golden bridge in French. More info is at dlepontdor.com
Let's go to the golden bridge apartment Dle Pont Dor
Dle Pont Dor by vietyork November 11, 2021

sur le pont de l´ alma 

That one video you find in the comments section of popular videos
' sur le pont de l´ alma ' is a cursed video
sur le pont de l´ alma by Gourtiom September 22, 2018