Ponto'd

The act of getting disconnected from an online game due to being afk

I went to grab a snack and by the time I got back I was ponto'd

by EasyDubbss May 4, 2022

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Ponte'd

Being helped by someone who ends up making you really think about your life and your choices so far, in order to better understand the topic you originally needed help with.

You just got ponte'd!

by Kraaton September 9, 2016

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A "Pongo" is a stance which can be performed by standing next to a colleague and placing one foot (preferably a large slip-on) on the desk next to the intended target. Thus, forcing the genitals into a close proximity of victims face. Ideally, to be recognized as an official "PONGO", the desk or table must be at least 2'6" high.

Jesus Dean... I was fucking sat minding my own business building the Page 7 at work when i got a whiff of Twiglets. When i turned round all i saw was a size 14 slip-on on my desk. Straight away i knew it... I'd been Fucking PONGO’d

by professor pumpanickel November 4, 2009

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pont d'amour

the "pont d'amour" is the saliva thread from the mouth of a headgiving person and the tip of the penis from a headbecoming person.

Your mouth is so watering, baby. Look at the pont d'amour, it's beautiful!

by Winkelsen July 20, 2017

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Pont du Mac

A ridiculous solution for a simple problem.

Comes from the idea of a bridge made of pasta.

Mark: I fixed the slats in my bed with lego!
Angie: Couldn't you have just bought new ones.
Mark: Yes, I could've
Angie: Seems like a Pont du Mac to me

by 16Bitboy December 17, 2022

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