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A "Pongo" is a stance which can be performed by standing next to a colleague and placing one foot (preferably a large slip-on) on the desk next to the intended target. Thus, forcing the genitals into a close proximity of victims face. Ideally, to be recognized as an official "PONGO", the desk or table must be at least 2'6" high.
Jesus Dean... I was fucking sat minding my own businessbuilding the Page 7 at work when i got a whiff of Twiglets. When i turned round all i saw was a size 14 slip-on on my desk. Straight away i knew it... I'd been Fucking PONGO’d
Mark: I fixed the slats in my bed with lego!
Angie: Couldn't you have just bought new ones.
Mark: Yes, I could've
Angie: Seems like a Pont du Mac to me