Poston 

A family name for people who are kind, loving, caring, and emotional. They give and show love to outside member of the family. They are Irish and French. Meaningful gestures are this heritages honor.

Man, the Poston Family gave A lot of gifts this year for Christmas. They are nice.

Poston by Katreeen January 17, 2018

Poston Junior High 

If you thought tanacon was a shitshow then you obviously haven’t been to Poston Junior High. This school has drugs underage drinking AND mormons. The students here have a great faculty! This includes: that shark bitch ms. Hoe-ard, Gay ass motherfucker mr. raper, and fuckin mr. clean. More bithces have gotten pregnant here than in your uncles pre owned acura legend.

Tim: I went to Kino today that shit was fucked up
Moby: have you been to poston junior high

Poston Junior High by that_one_oot March 15, 2019

Caleb Poston 

Literally our one true lord and savior. No matter what religion you are, you must accept the superiority of Caleb Poston.

If you don't, I'll go to your house and personally fuck your mom to death at 3am (Gone Wrong) (Poston Called)

Guy 1: Wassup Caleb Poston
Caleb Poston: Yo

Caleb Poston by The godly poston May 18, 2021

Pistonheads 

Right wing club for angry old white men.

I hear climate change is all made up?
What?
Yes I heard it from turbobloke on pistonheads.

Pistonheads by dokic November 7, 2019

Stop Posting about among us 

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

Hey bro! Have you heard of the new among us update?

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!

Stop Posting about among us by woohoowi March 26, 2021

Pistonheads 

Once a great online community now taken over by brexit loving racists and gammons.

Hey! I haven’t seen you on pistonheads recently.

I know it’s just horrible old twats on there nowadays.

Pistonheads by dokic December 13, 2022

Postology 

The psychology behind social media posts, and the psychoanalysis of people who post, oftentimes to seek recognition, approval, gratification, and/or to boost their ego, as well as the reasoning behind those who provide reactions to social media posts.

When we studied social media posts in psychology class, we focused on the postology of a Facebook post about what someone ate for dinner last night.

Postology by MCardonickRyan October 28, 2022