Postoli

A person who is really good at getting girls and fucking bitches

A:Hey do you see this guy there
B: Yeah he is the hottest guy out there. His name is Postoli

Postoli by Greeeeeeekkkkkkguuuuyyyy July 12, 2020

Postology 

The psychology behind social media posts, and the psychoanalysis of people who post, oftentimes to seek recognition, approval, gratification, and/or to boost their ego, as well as the reasoning behind those who provide reactions to social media posts.

When we studied social media posts in psychology class, we focused on the postology of a Facebook post about what someone ate for dinner last night.

Postology by MCardonickRyan October 28, 2022

Pistolia 

The ancient arts of dual wielding pistols to pick off your enemies one by one.

The master taught us the way of pistolia the other day when he went against his foes with his ancient revolvers.

Pistolia by Firefox4564 March 5, 2019

Pistolita 

A mythical figure in W. Kendall, Fla., believed to be half man, half killing machine. Fully trained in mortal combat, explosives, stealth tactics, and hostage negotiation.

Pistolita is fully armed at all times with an arsenal ranging from a .357 magnum to pineapple grenades. Pistolita has never been seen consuming food and it is believed by many that Pistolita is fueled by sex and alcohol.

Pistolita is able to attack by air and sea and has been known to conduct underwater demolitions in W. Kendall canals.

I heard that scene from Terminator where Arnold took on the LAPD was based on the summer of 1989 shoot out between Pistolita and the Hammocks police.

Pistolita by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 8, 2009

Pistoling 

Verb:

When a man kneels between a woman's open legs, makes a pistol shape with both hands, and proceeds to rapidly jackhammer her pussy with the tightly clasped hands. Once mastered, a true pistoler will reap rewards by stimulating the clitoris with the repetitive and frantic 'cocking' of the pistol with his powerful thumbs.

Note: The pistol can be single, double, triple or even quadruple-barreled depending on the level of pussy gapage.

Bro 1: "Dude, you're walking kinda' funny, is something up with your back?"

Bro 2: "Yeah man, it's killing me, I was hunched over some slut's pussy pistoling her all last night"

Bro 1: "Loose times player, drinks on me tonight"

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Girl 1: "How's your pussy this morning?"

Girl 2: "It's a complete mess, that's the last time I let some random guy quadruple-barreled pistol me!"

Pistoling by snaildude December 18, 2010

postilion 

to give sexual pleasure by inserting a finger into the anus.

"I'm getting very worried about Edward," said a grave-faced Elizabeth, "Yesterday he was caught postilioning the new butler."

postilion by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003

Pistoling 

A person's ability to consistently kill with a Handgun.
Someone's skill with a handgun.
Using a handgun in battle.

Random Noob: You are garbage, you are only pistoling me.
Leet Player: Still can't hit a thing with those rockets huh?

Pistoling by EvilLilElmo May 4, 2006