4 definitions by beef cannon bill

hobo pussy

The five o'clock shadow that occurs not too long after a girl shaves her pussy.

Man, my face is all chafed from going down on this girl with hobo pussy.

by beef cannon bill October 14, 2011

titlashes

Long, wispy hairs that emerge from nipples.

I was sucking this chick's tits, and she had the longest titlashes.

by beef cannon bill October 14, 2011

fartboarding

A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.

Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.

by beef cannon bill October 14, 2011

sausage pistol

A man's penis.

This chick won't stop grabbing my sausage pistol.

by beef cannon bill April 6, 2011