postoffice 

A house in, usually in a town, where you can deliver small papers with other peoples names written down on them. These papers are called letters. Some weeks later may get a leter in your mailbox. The mailsystem is more an more taken over by email.

I broke man. I am totally broke. I think I have to write a little sweet letter for my mom and dad, begging them to send me some.

postoffice by The boy who picked flowers and made people sing May 21, 2003

Two stores, two whores, and a post office. 

A comedic way to describe a small town.

Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."

Two stores, two whores, and a post office. by boo&brasen September 27, 2014

Post Office IM 

An urgent instant message that takes so long to be responded to that it would be more time efficient to send a response through the post office. More often than not this occurs when the receiving party is actively participating in another activity.

Post Office IM Conversation:
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!

Post Office IM by Gray84 October 3, 2009

Pistofficer 

1.officially angry person 2. authority on anger 3. one who is pist off officially 4. are you pissed off sir? 5.an official who is angry and has no people skills and abuses power invested in him/her 6.a rip rockin,in your face, punk to the gills ass rock band from Kenosha ,Wisconsin 7.or the defenition can be taken any way you want cuz the band invented the word very long ago and this is a free country so take it how you must, Yeah !!

www.myspace.com/pistofficer

Pistofficer by PISTOFFICER November 22, 2009

post office 

n. A public building that deals with a community's mail. Oh wow, go figure.

I went to my P.O. Box in the post office.
And oh, I didn't recieve any little men in the mail today!

post office by cranrad September 20, 2005

post office 

Term describing a room, bar, club etc:, that has all men in it.

A room full of men.

1. I went to the bar down the street to try to hook up, but it was a post office so I left.
2. This club is a post office, lets split.

post office by randy December 14, 2004

post office party 

party with too much MALE

Jake: you know, a party that's not a sausage party or a post office--
Anne: post office.. lame?
Jake: post office.. too much MALE

post office party by medaeval February 12, 2004