destouches's definitions

loxymoron

Yiddish for "oxymoron" when one is masticating one's morning salmon-flavored bagel.

Despite coming from Joo York City, Jerry woz something of a thick loxymoron.

by destouches December 5, 2004

Pekka

A Finnish male moniker. Used quite liberally at chrisening of the young Fins.

Look, there goes Pekka from Uppsala!
Wow, who's dat blonde super-ass ho wid im?

by destouches December 19, 2004

Aunt Jemima

A cover name for the talk show tv host named Oprah.

Hey, you watch 'em Aunt Jemima showz?
Nah, too daft...

by destouches January 10, 2005

irish curse

A vaguely disseminated anti-Irish urban legend bearing no verifiable proofs in reality. IT was probably confused by the fact that all healthy women with a sense of humor will inevitably fall madly in love with any Irish man, especialy it they are Orangemen.

The Irish curse is a lie -for fok's sake look at this sausage!
Wow, you are right! Plus you fucked me better than any other man of any other nationatity or racial affiliation!

by destouches January 3, 2005

fuk

Slovene slang word for a lay. From the verb "fukati" (to fuck).

Mojca is a greatest fuk ever! My cock gets wet every time I think about her!

by destouches December 19, 2004

Ariel Sharon

The actual president of the United States of Amerikwa. Noted for his brutality and boundless arrogance.

But we can't quite start the war against Iran! We had already spent gazillion of dollars bringing the pornocracy to Iraq!
Shut up, you moron! It us, the Jews who own America, so what's you gonna do? Tickle my balls? (LOL)

by Destouches February 10, 2005

yehudi

It denotes a tough minded Jew.

That yehudi is a true ruffian. He must have served with Netanyahu in one of those cleansing operations!

by destouches December 5, 2004