destouches's definitions

irish curse

A vaguely disseminated anti-Irish urban legend bearing no verifiable proofs in reality. IT was probably confused by the fact that all healthy women with a sense of humor will inevitably fall madly in love with any Irish man, especialy it they are Orangemen.

The Irish curse is a lie -for fok's sake look at this sausage!
Wow, you are right! Plus you fucked me better than any other man of any other nationatity or racial affiliation!

by destouches January 3, 2005

fuk

Slovene slang word for a lay. From the verb "fukati" (to fuck).

Mojca is a greatest fuk ever! My cock gets wet every time I think about her!

by destouches December 19, 2004

detroit

The futuristic city and an example of negative utopia in which people eventually end up back in prehistoric times. Oddly enough worshipped as an "urbanistic" ideal by the Jewsih Liberal elite as much as the so-called White trailer trash (see Eminem

yo mamma so fat and stupid -shezz from d'troit or sumethin?

by Destouches February 17, 2005

Pekka

A Finnish male moniker. Used quite liberally at chrisening of the young Fins.

Look, there goes Pekka from Uppsala!
Wow, who's dat blonde super-ass ho wid im?

by destouches December 19, 2004

loxymoron

Yiddish for "oxymoron" when one is masticating one's morning salmon-flavored bagel.

Despite coming from Joo York City, Jerry woz something of a thick loxymoron.

by destouches December 5, 2004

Aunt Jemima

A cover name for the talk show tv host named Oprah.

Hey, you watch 'em Aunt Jemima showz?
Nah, too daft...

by destouches January 10, 2005

derrida

something or somebody utterly incomprehensible. Also see: deconstruction lacan and shite.

What da fokk is dis fokhead blathering about?
Oh, it's just the usual derrida shtick!
Wait a minute, I've read Heidegger but Heidegger makes full sense compared to this gobbledygook...
I know, but we in the academia are not supposed to tell the truth. LIKE NEVER! ALWAYS ONLY COMPLETE LIES!

by Destouches February 10, 2005