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An irreverent village situated between Macclesfield and Stockport. An attempt at 'home counties' coming to Cheshire. Inhabitants of this village attempt to be both cool and posh; yet fail, in a largely arrogant/ in an over compensating manor. The village attempts to be contemporary, with an outrageous collection of overpriced coffee shops and poor 'boutiques'. There is literally nothing to do in this village, a predicament that leads most of the juvenile villagers to turn to boozing in strange public places, and cannabis. Most odd, is that lots of the young inhabitants from neighbouring places come here to meet up. While lots of chavvy scummy inhabitants from the ex-council house part of town hang around the high school to long, and usually go out with local Yr 10 & Yr 11 slags.
"man im sooo high, im gonna need at least 1 whole pack of cookies to quench these massive munchies" - stood inside co-op, Poynton
"lets go Deva or Tip 'ill and get drunk then walk pointlessly around Poynton"
" i have such a hangover- lets go buy a coffee in Poynton Villaaage nd talk about our dullardy lives "
"aww yea lets go villllage"
Poynton by bargaincunter February 25, 2012
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poontongue 

I made your sister giggle when I licked her poontongue.
poontongue by mya cunthertz October 5, 2007
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A futon used for scoring; A portmanteau of 'poon' and 'futon'.
Dude, i got some on the poonton last night!
Poonton by Poonmaster G August 28, 2010

ponytongue

when your tongue is cramped from doing something dumb,like sticking it in a pop bottle for an extended period,or having it in a chicks pussy to long causing it to look like you put a rubber band on it.hence the look of having a ponytail for a tongue
jack;man that honey is fuckin hot. mike;no shit I'de end up with a serious case of ponytongue after a night wiith that.
ponytongue by mortamer snerd June 26, 2009

Ponton Family 

A Family That is Fucked Up in so many ways.
Ponton Family by CrustyCxm July 6, 2020

derrick ponton 

mistake resulting from me pulling out too late in his mother. Tried to abort him but his mom couldn't afford the fee at the free clinic.
Derrick Ponton wants to fuck his hand all the time
derrick ponton by Derrick's dad September 6, 2004
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"Paynton is my ride or die"
paynton by gptrash August 21, 2018