Poynton

An irreverent village situated between Macclesfield and Stockport. An attempt at 'home counties' coming to Cheshire. Inhabitants of this village attempt to be both cool and posh; yet fail, in a largely arrogant/ in an over compensating manor. The village attempts to be contemporary, with an outrageous collection of overpriced coffee shops and poor 'boutiques'. There is literally nothing to do in this village, a predicament that leads most of the juvenile villagers to turn to boozing in strange public places, and cannabis. Most odd, is that lots of the young inhabitants from neighbouring places come here to meet up. While lots of chavvy scummy inhabitants from the ex-council house part of town hang around the high school to long, and usually go out with local Yr 10 & Yr 11 slags.

"man im sooo high, im gonna need at least 1 whole pack of cookies to quench these massive munchies" - stood inside co-op, Poynton
"lets go Deva or Tip 'ill and get drunk then walk pointlessly around Poynton"
" i have such a hangover- lets go buy a coffee in Poynton Villaaage nd talk about our dullardy lives "
"aww yea lets go villllage"

by bargaincunter February 25, 2012

poontongue

Also known as the clitoris.

I made your sister giggle when I licked her poontongue.

by mya cunthertz October 5, 2007

Poonton

A futon used for scoring; A portmanteau of 'poon' and 'futon'.

Dude, i got some on the poonton last night!

by Poonmaster G August 28, 2010

ponytongue

when your tongue is cramped from doing something dumb,like sticking it in a pop bottle for an extended period,or having it in a chicks pussy to long causing it to look like you put a rubber band on it.hence the look of having a ponytail for a tongue

jack;man that honey is fuckin hot. mike;no shit I'de end up with a serious case of ponytongue after a night wiith that.

by mortamer snerd June 26, 2009

Ponton Family

A Family That is Fucked Up in so many ways.

The Ponton Family Is a fucked up family

by CrustyCxm July 6, 2020

derrick ponton

mistake resulting from me pulling out too late in his mother. Tried to abort him but his mom couldn't afford the fee at the free clinic.

Derrick Ponton wants to fuck his hand all the time

by Derrick's dad September 6, 2004

paynton

One of the most amazing girls you could ever meet. Payntons have the ability to attract any guy, thanks to their great looks and fearlessness. Any person would be lucky as hell to have a Paynton as a friend or a partner. Payntons are genuine, smart, and reliable. Just being around a Paynton can make you feel 100x better. Payntons have many friends because they're so easy to get along with. A Paynton is never rude, but can finish any fight. She's a great person to look up to because she puts others before herself and can do anything she sets her mind to. The only downside of knowing a Paynton is having to remind her how beautiful she is because she can sometimes forget it. If you know a Paynton, you are one lucky person.

"Paynton is my ride or die"

by gptrash August 21, 2018