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Ponton, originated from the English language words for 'Pontoon' and 'Town'. Once the oarsmen of small river craft on tributaries and minor rivers. Associated with the peasantry of Norfolk. The name ponton became a surname due to confusion during the English census of 1750. Owing to poor literacy among ponton oarsmen, the 'employment' and 'surname' categories were often confused. Thus ponton oarsmen became Mr ponton. Known as one of the most unusual surnames on the English language, as it has been created by accident.
Get that ponton oarsmen over here.
ponton by mtop November 22, 2011
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Ponton Family 

A Family That is Fucked Up in so many ways.
Ponton Family by CrustyCxm July 6, 2020

derrick ponton 

mistake resulting from me pulling out too late in his mother. Tried to abort him but his mom couldn't afford the fee at the free clinic.
Derrick Ponton wants to fuck his hand all the time
derrick ponton by Derrick's dad September 6, 2004

olivia ponton 

the most beautiful girl out there ,very hard-working and tries to spread positivity as much as she can although she might get too much hate she still puts on a smile for everyone and lives in the hype house with the other influencers
hey did you see that beautiful girl.
who?
olivia ponton.
olivia ponton by positive\ September 6, 2020

olivia ponton 

olivia ponton is a tiktok influencer, not a celebrity. she got famous for dating kio cyr and once she got enough clout she dumped him. she then proceeded to throw her ass back on 6ix9ine, a rapist and criminal and didn’t apologize or even address it.
My name is olivia ponton and ” i just ate“
olivia ponton by flerken September 24, 2020
The act of getting disconnected from an online game due to being afk
I went to grab a snack and by the time I got back I was ponto'd
Ponto'd by EasyDubbss May 4, 2022

Poston Junior High 

If you thought tanacon was a shitshow then you obviously haven’t been to Poston Junior High. This school has drugs underage drinking AND mormons. The students here have a great faculty! This includes: that shark bitch ms. Hoe-ard, Gay ass motherfucker mr. raper, and fuckin mr. clean. More bithces have gotten pregnant here than in your uncles pre owned acura legend.
Tim: I went to Kino today that shit was fucked up
Moby: have you been to poston junior high