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pornticipate by Peddo Bear April 16, 2011
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pornticipate by Awes0mesauce7 April 20, 2012
parkticipate
Visitor participation in the continuing upkeep of local parks to keep park entry fees from increasing.
Jill: "What's up with the trash bag?"
Jack: "I thought I'd 'parkticipate' while we take our morning walk at Spring Lake. It's my way of giving back so that park fees stay level.
Jill: "You always do the right thing Jack, and I'm thinking that since this an example sentence for Urban Dictionary, I should probably 'give back', too, by offering you some sort of bizarre sexual favor that will, of course, be described in explicit detail."
Jack: "You're too classy for that Jill. Plus, you don't want to contribute to the devolution of what could have been a smart, bleeding edge, relevant website."
Jill: "True. So, how about handing me a trash bag, and I'll 'parkticipate', too."
Jack: "That's my girl!"
Jack: "I thought I'd 'parkticipate' while we take our morning walk at Spring Lake. It's my way of giving back so that park fees stay level.
Jill: "You always do the right thing Jack, and I'm thinking that since this an example sentence for Urban Dictionary, I should probably 'give back', too, by offering you some sort of bizarre sexual favor that will, of course, be described in explicit detail."
Jack: "You're too classy for that Jill. Plus, you don't want to contribute to the devolution of what could have been a smart, bleeding edge, relevant website."
Jill: "True. So, how about handing me a trash bag, and I'll 'parkticipate', too."
Jack: "That's my girl!"
parkticipate by 'Nuff Said? June 21, 2010
porntificate
Unable to resist the urge to porntificate, the Catholic priest began extolling the virtues of kiddie porn.
porntificate by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 11, 2004
pornticulate
Using pornography to express yourself. The word is based upon gesticulate, which means expressing yourself using your hands.
pornticulate by pimpsboogie March 1, 2017
Planticipate
When you merge your planned and anticipated outcome to propose/assume a super-end result.
If used in the negative it means your planned and anticipated outcome was nothing like you expected.
If used in the negative it means your planned and anticipated outcome was nothing like you expected.
Sean: I knew we shouldn't have robbed the bank! That stupid trick lied to us!
Leroy: Sho ya right but yo a*s got away... I knew lock up would be rough... But what I didn't planticipate on was mofo's always asking me for 80 dollars.
Leroy: Sho ya right but yo a*s got away... I knew lock up would be rough... But what I didn't planticipate on was mofo's always asking me for 80 dollars.
Planticipate by HBieber August 27, 2010
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