porntificate

To deliver a deep and thoughtful discourse on the subject of x-rated materials.

Unable to resist the urge to porntificate, the Catholic priest began extolling the virtues of kiddie porn.

by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 11, 2004

Pontificate

To speak in a pretentiously dogmatic manner; to preach.

Pontificate typically has a negative connotation but can be used positively as well.

"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.

by FatMermaid January 25, 2014

pooptificate

Pondering or thinking while taking a crap

Wife: Oh my god he's been in the bathroom a long time, what is he doing

Guy friend: leave him alone he's trying to pooptificate his next career move at work

by Tbass December 27, 2013

Pontificating

The act of spouting off on a subject you have no information on ,or basis of fact , but firmly believe in.

Thomas was pontificating on the pain involved in child birth

by Sonorliter January 24, 2011

Pornificate

Pornificate - to surf porn sites continually. This may be gay or straight porn, via computer or cell phone, and includes all web porn sites (soft & hard core) as well as X rated social media sites.

My roommate pornificates 10 to 12 hours a day on his computer and his iphone.

by Philanewbie July 3, 2010

Postificated

The way Toby Turner of Tobuscus on YouTube says the word "posted". He is often very vocal about it and says it in a serious but humorous fashion.

Toby: "Audience! A new video has been postificated!"

by WerewolfByDay April 3, 2011

Ponzificate

The process of winning new church members by indoctrinating additional recruiters and missionaries. Specifically (but not exclusively) for the Roman catholic church.

Go out my children and ponzificate.
Proselytize and ponzificate!
Those on the lowest tear of the ponzification pyramid are screwed - only those at the top go to heaven.

by Kai_F April 13, 2010