pornticulate

Using pornography to express yourself. The word is based upon gesticulate, which means expressing yourself using your hands.

George pornticulates a lot using images attached to his emails.

by pimpsboogie March 1, 2017

Fecal-Particulate-Olfactory-Simulation

Fecal Particulate Olfactory Simulation, or FPOS, is the process through which one is able to experience a fart.

I was on an escalator and was downwind of someone letting one rip.. it was the worst FPOS ever... I couldn't escape it.

by Yokes April 7, 2005

Poopticulate

n. The material expelled from one's anus as a result of farting. Usually detected as a smell by another person.

Patrick (passing gas): man that felt good.
Josh: gross dude, I don't want all that poopticulate in my nose and mouth. Open a window.

by Dooshtastic March 24, 2009

pornticipate

Expect to be part of a future pornographic and/or sexual activity

I really hope I'll get to pornticipate in tonights party! Its gonna be awesome

by Peddo Bear April 16, 2011

Porntiquated

When someone uses out-dated sexual terms or references. Examples of such terms.."porking", "porno", "hussy", "gay-lord" ect

Me- I was talking to Rick the other day and he said he was going home to "pork" his wife.
Lew- Ha! what did you say to that?
Me- I asked him if he was Rusty from "European Vacation"
Lew- He's so porntiquated..

by ponzi_joe August 30, 2013

Pooticulate Matter

Pooticulate matter is the term for microscopic particles of poo. When you smell a fart, it is because these poo particles have traveled through the air and attached to your nose hairs. This pooticulate matter to nose hair contact is what alerts you to the fact that someone has farted in your vicinity. This is commonly known as the "air-past-poo" fart that is much more aggressive and offensive than it's silent but deadly cousin. Even more disturbing, Pooticulate Matter has been known to cause pink eye if unleashed, unfiltered, on a pillow.

Chance gagged after the pooticulate matter reached his nose. Immediately he wondered if Tad had sharted, since this was much worse than a normal fart.

by Chance Haynesington III July 22, 2009

pornticipate

the act of participating in pornstar-like activities; being kinky

The guys are making a movie, and Leila wants to pornticipate.

She was fully pornticpating with Greg.

by Awes0mesauce7 April 20, 2012