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Porntable 

Portable pornography made possible through devices like PDAs, iPads and smart phones.
Bruce bought an iPad to make "Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone" and the rest of his collection more porntable.
Porntable by GSBJim July 26, 2010
A ponytail, when worn on a male, that makes the wearer look like a porn star.
Did you see that guy's pornytail?

"I'm thinking about growing my hair long." "Why? So you can wear a pornytail?"
Pornytail by Armstrong Editorial November 3, 2008
A word Jimmy Brooklyn makes up when he is on T.V.
Airlines something something, portail.
Portail by Activia13 July 2, 2012

poontail 

Is the execive amount of hair in the femenine pubic area,i.e pussy or ass; when it has been pulled and curled out... making it look like a ponytail.
After I ate that bitch last night, she kept playing with herself and ended up with a poontail.

Dude, you need a haircut, you kinda have a poontail growing out.
poontail by Fran-k-bron a.K.a PaKo February 5, 2009

Porktailing

The act of masturbating with raw bacon wrapped around a persons male parts.
My girlfriend was porktailing me this morning right before breakfast. AMAZING!! My dick still tastes like bacon after I showered.
Porktailing by Lawless States December 30, 2017
Long hair worn by men in a ponytail style with a particularly sexual context.
Go on there with yer Pornytail also Quern lovely with yer pornytail
Pornytail by Custardmuffin June 1, 2018
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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