porntail

A 1990s male pornstars greasy ponytail

Did you see that douchebags porntail

by ScotE2hotE February 5, 2015

Porntable

Portable pornography made possible through devices like PDAs, iPads and smart phones.

Bruce bought an iPad to make "Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone" and the rest of his collection more porntable.

by GSBJim July 26, 2010

Pornytail

A ponytail, when worn on a male, that makes the wearer look like a porn star.

Did you see that guy's pornytail?

"I'm thinking about growing my hair long." "Why? So you can wear a pornytail?"

by Armstrong Editorial November 3, 2008

Portail

A word Jimmy Brooklyn makes up when he is on T.V.

Airlines something something, portail.

by Activia13 July 2, 2012

poontail

Is the execive amount of hair in the femenine pubic area,i.e pussy or ass; when it has been pulled and curled out... making it look like a ponytail.

After I ate that bitch last night, she kept playing with herself and ended up with a poontail.

Dude, you need a haircut, you kinda have a poontail growing out.

by Fran-k-bron a.K.a PaKo February 5, 2009

Porktailing

The act of masturbating with raw bacon wrapped around a persons male parts.

My girlfriend was porktailing me this morning right before breakfast. AMAZING!! My dick still tastes like bacon after I showered.

by Lawless States December 30, 2017

Pornytail

Long hair worn by men in a ponytail style with a particularly sexual context.

Go on there with yer Pornytail also Quern lovely with yer pornytail

by Custardmuffin June 1, 2018