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1 definition by
Lawless States
Top Definition
Porktailing
The act of masturbating with raw bacon wrapped around a persons male parts.
My girlfriend was porktailing me this morning right before breakfast. AMAZING!! My dick still tastes like bacon after I showered.
by
Lawless States
December 29, 2017
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