Porktailing

The act of masturbating with raw bacon wrapped around a persons male parts.

My girlfriend was porktailing me this morning right before breakfast. AMAZING!! My dick still tastes like bacon after I showered.

by Lawless States December 30, 2017

ponytailing

The act of creeping up behind a girl and yanking down on her ponytail to see what reactions she elicits.

Steve: "Bob let's go ponytailing. Try that hot blonde over there."
*Bob pulls ponytail*
Girl: "NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING"

by ptwizzle February 28, 2014

Portalingus

Performing cunnilingus while having a bowel movement in a portapotty.

I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.

by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 5, 2011

Ponytailing

Used to describe a man in the depths of a mid-life crisis. This term has nothing to do with the subject's actual head hair. Rather, it deals with a man attempting to relive his younger years.

Rodney's been ponytailing pretty hard lately. He just bought a puppy and has been spotted jogging around the college.

by Douglas Pine August 29, 2005

Portarlington Miniature Railway

A miniature railway located in Portarlington, Victoria, next to the ocean. It has multiple electric and diesel locomotives for public passenger carrying rides every sunday from 11AM to 4PM, with reduced hours during winter.

"Did you go to Portarlington Miniature Railway this weekend?"
"Yea! It was really fun!"

by AverageTrainEnjoyer June 22, 2022

portalling

wanking

peter is portalling over gemma( jamie's gonna kill him)

by shexeh shhaushageshs June 29, 2011

ponytailing

The acts performed by a middle-aged man in the throes of his midlife crisis.

Joel just bough a Miata. He is ponytailing pretty hard.

by buttreygoodness August 29, 2005