porntail

A 1990s male pornstars greasy ponytail
Did you see that douchebags porntail
by ScotE2hotE February 06, 2015
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kmartian

Loyal customer of Kmart, similar to a inept walmartian, but originating from a lesser gene pool.
Random guy: did you see that Kmartians motorized cart? Holy shit, he's going to have a heart attack eating all those Oreos and hotdogs!
by ScotE2hotE February 07, 2015
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