Definitions by ScotE2hotE

kmartian

Loyal customer of Kmart, similar to a inept walmartian, but originating from a lesser gene pool.

Random guy: did you see that Kmartians motorized cart? Holy shit, he's going to have a heart attack eating all those Oreos and hotdogs!

kmartian by ScotE2hotE February 6, 2015

A 1990s male pornstars greasy ponytail

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porntail by ScotE2hotE February 5, 2015