poosomnia 

The inability to fall asleep because you have to poop so badly. It is usually accompanied by an upset stomach and farting in bed. poo, poop, bowel movement, bm, take a dump, fart, pass gas, drop a deuce, crap, pinch a loaf, sleep, sleeplessness, fall asleep, insomnia

When I eat chili and spinach greens, around 2am I get a major case of poosomnia.

poosomnia by joecoolthefool January 28, 2017

Pornsomniac 

Someone who cannot fall asleep until they watch porn.

Johnny couldn't sleep the night his cousin's stayed at his house because he couldn't do his nightly masturbation routine. What a pornsomniac.

Pornsomniac by Johnny Horny December 1, 2009

Pinsomnia 

The inability to fall asleep at night, because you can't stop pinning things on Pinterest.

I was up until 3am with Pinsomnia

Pinsomnia by Go-Go-lson May 1, 2012

Prosomnia

prosomnia is the best part of sleep. insomnia is when you have too little and hypersomnia is when you have too much, but prosomnia is that sweet spot in the middle, the perfect amount of sleep :)

Guy1: Dude, i went to bed late last night, but still got prosomnia
Guy2: Really?! you're so lucky, i only got two hours

Prosomnia by prosomnia November 4, 2012

Poomonia 

Pneumonia contracted by inhaling raw sewage usually over an extended time frame.

Jerry got poomonia from the stagnant sewage standing outside his apartment in Oklahoma city.

Poomonia by Shit cough April 27, 2011

Poomonia 

Pneumonia contracted when fecal matter is aspirated as a result of fecal vomiting, or poo particles are inhaled because you didn't put the lid down to flush.

She didn't put the lid down to flush and now she has poomonia.

Poomonia by alexmack August 4, 2013

phonosomnia 

Inability to sleep due to phone activity

I haven't been sleeping very good lately ;due , to a serious cases of phonosomnia.

phonosomnia by mehaul b March 25, 2017