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Pornsomniac 

Someone who cannot fall asleep until they watch porn.
Johnny couldn't sleep the night his cousin's stayed at his house because he couldn't do his nightly masturbation routine. What a pornsomniac.
Pornsomniac by Johnny Horny December 1, 2009

Homisomniac 

Someone who murders people while they are sleepwalking.
I heard Tom killed Karen while he was sleepwalking. He must be a homisomniac.
Homisomniac by TDYVK May 21, 2011

Hornsmaniac 

A person who thinks he is cool and smart, but in reality is incredibly lame and stupid.
That jerkwad is a real hornsmaniac.
Hornsmaniac by Anonymous March 21, 2003

Hornsmaniac 

Hornsmaniac by Anonymous March 21, 2003

Hornsmaniac 

A person who thinks he is cool, smart, funny, or fun to be around, but in reality is incredibly lame, stupid, idiotic, and just generally annoying.
Maurice was talking to Geoffrey when Martin came and started talking and trying to be funny. This is when Maurice and Geoffrey realized Martin was a total Hornsmaniac.
Hornsmaniac by Moe January 22, 2005

Hornsmaniac 

Congenital loser; an
obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right.
Hornsmaniac by Anonymous March 21, 2003
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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