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Pornsomniac 

Someone who cannot fall asleep until they watch porn.
Johnny couldn't sleep the night his cousin's stayed at his house because he couldn't do his nightly masturbation routine. What a pornsomniac.
Pornsomniac by Johnny Horny December 1, 2009

Homisomniac 

Someone who murders people while they are sleepwalking.
I heard Tom killed Karen while he was sleepwalking. He must be a homisomniac.
Homisomniac by TDYVK May 21, 2011

Hornsmaniac 

A person who thinks he is cool and smart, but in reality is incredibly lame and stupid.
That jerkwad is a real hornsmaniac.
Hornsmaniac by Anonymous March 21, 2003

Hornsmaniac 

Hornsmaniac by Anonymous March 21, 2003

Hornsmaniac 

A person who thinks he is cool, smart, funny, or fun to be around, but in reality is incredibly lame, stupid, idiotic, and just generally annoying.
Maurice was talking to Geoffrey when Martin came and started talking and trying to be funny. This is when Maurice and Geoffrey realized Martin was a total Hornsmaniac.
Hornsmaniac by Moe January 22, 2005

Hornsmaniac 

Congenital loser; an
obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right.
Hornsmaniac by Anonymous March 21, 2003