hornsomnia

The inability to sleep due to an overwhelming feeling of horniness

"Dude, you look dead on your feet"

"Yeah man, I didn't get much sleep last night. Had a sevre case of hornsomnia."

by Damndaewoo February 2, 2023

Pornsomniac

Someone who cannot fall asleep until they watch porn.

Johnny couldn't sleep the night his cousin's stayed at his house because he couldn't do his nightly masturbation routine. What a pornsomniac.

by Johnny Horny December 1, 2009

Homisomniac

Someone who murders people while they are sleepwalking.

I heard Tom killed Karen while he was sleepwalking. He must be a homisomniac.

by TDYVK May 21, 2011

Hornsmaniac

A person who thinks he is cool and smart, but in reality is incredibly lame and stupid.

That jerkwad is a real hornsmaniac.

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

Hornsmaniac

A thoroughly contemptible, detestable person.

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

Hornsmaniac

A person who thinks he is cool, smart, funny, or fun to be around, but in reality is incredibly lame, stupid, idiotic, and just generally annoying.

Maurice was talking to Geoffrey when Martin came and started talking and trying to be funny. This is when Maurice and Geoffrey realized Martin was a total Hornsmaniac.

by Moe January 22, 2005

Hornsmaniac

Congenital loser; an
obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right.

by Anonymous March 21, 2003