Prosomnia
prosomnia is the best part of sleep. insomnia is when you have too little and hypersomnia is when you have too much, but prosomnia is that sweet spot in the middle, the perfect amount of sleep :)
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Pornsomniac
Johnny couldn't sleep the night his cousin's stayed at his house because he couldn't do his nightly masturbation routine. What a pornsomniac.
Pornsomniac by Johnny Horny December 1, 2009
Related Words
Prosomnia • poosomnia • peesomnia • Pinsomnia • Pisomnia • Pissomnia • pornsomnia • Pornsomniac • Presomination • Prodomina
Presomination
A "semi-dream" someone has when A) they are about to fall asleep and B)about to dream. These are fairly easy to wake up from and can be aborted at any time.
Presomination by Matazaron January 3, 2008
poosomnia
The inability to fall asleep because you have to poop so badly. It is usually accompanied by an upset stomach and farting in bed. poo, poop, bowel movement, bm, take a dump, fart, pass gas, drop a deuce, crap, pinch a loaf, sleep, sleeplessness, fall asleep, insomnia
poosomnia by joecoolthefool January 28, 2017
Pisomnia
Short for “Pi Insomnia.” When someone struggles to sleep after listening to a math lesson, or reading a geometry book, that repeatedly mentions the irrational number π.
Guesstimate how many folks worldwide suffer even from a mild form of pisomnia, where presently there seems to be no cure for the mathematically induced mental condition.
Prosonary
Prosonary by Stephanie Juice June 30, 2007
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