positute

a person who is possibly a prostitute.

when a guy sees a hot chick standing on the corner and says to his friend "i just found a positute".

by joe goff las vegas August 17, 2011

positate

1. to turn a bad situation into a good one
2. to become positive

you gots ta look inside ya self, positate the negative, when life throws pies at you, you make ya self a tall cool glass of piemonade

Positate without pizzaz and jam!! Whoa!

by zEli March 10, 2005

politute

1. Someone who is looking to fuck you.

The oldest two professions are prostitutes and politicians respectively. You pay them both, you choose them both, and they both look to fuck you. Therefore... they are politutes.

by Woody Anderson August 6, 2011

Absotively Posilutely

A term coined in the 1988 Disney film " Oliver and Co." For those cats that are just too cool for school and have mad amounts of street saviore faire.

Dodger: And once you got the beat,
you can do anything.

Oliver: I can?

Dodger: Absotively Posilutely!

by Ibangedthepinkranger January 17, 2010

Absotively Posilutely

A confirmation, made whimsical from swapping word-endings... The usage goes back at least as far as "Dirty Duck", a comic strip (graphic novel) written by Bobby London in the 1970's, including the tag line: "Posilutely, Weevil!" "Absotively, Mr. Duck!".

This, in turn, refers back to the theme song by the Gallagher and Shean vaudeville act (big in the 1922 Zigfield Follies), each stanza ending in a punchline, and followed by Shean's query, "Absolutely, Mister Gallagher?" and Gallagher's reply, "Positively, Mister Shean!"

Blunting the offense of doubting someone: "You'll be on time, then? Absotively?", "Oh, posilutely!" (Absotively Posilutely)

by DocRob11 July 11, 2010

positude

abbreviation for positive attitude

"You'd never guess he just lost his job with that positude!"

by Anonitude October 17, 2006

apsitively posilutely

a spin-off on the phrase "Positively Absolutely". By switching some of the letters you are given a new phrase which is either said intentionally or unintentionally by someone.

"That movie was apsitively posilutely awesome! We should go see it again sometime!"

by _*Tessa*_ February 16, 2008