politute 

1. Someone who is looking to fuck you.

The oldest two professions are prostitutes and politicians respectively. You pay them both, you choose them both, and they both look to fuck you. Therefore... they are politutes.

politute by Woody Anderson August 6, 2011

politute 

Politicians who sell their political bodies.

......so and so voted no but after a long complimentary vacation changed said vote to yes , wink , such is a politute

politute by Bunny Skylar March 18, 2010

positute 

a person who is possibly a prostitute.

when a guy sees a hot chick standing on the corner and says to his friend "i just found a positute".

positute by joe goff las vegas August 17, 2011

Politter

Another word to call political campaign signs and flyers that accumulate on lawns and street corners during an election year.

Person 1: Wow man, you don't look too happy. What's the matter?

Person 2: I woke up this morning and there was a bunch of politter on my lawn. I don't need someone telling me how I should vote by putting signs in my frame of vision.

Politter by J. Martino March 11, 2009

politte 

Beautiful,amazing, gorgus woman or girl. This girl is very pretty and love video games. She has an a mazing personality.can be bitchy sometimes but is also sweet.she has a nice body, and has a decent size butt. She is also very weird and flexible!!

Politte is a good person

politte by Garden baby May 15, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020