The oldest two professions are prostitutes and politicians respectively. You pay them both, you choose them both, and they both look to fuck you. Therefore... they are politutes.
by Woody Anderson August 6, 2011
Get the politute mug.......so and so voted no but after a long complimentary vacation changed said vote to yes , wink , such is a politute
by Bunny Skylar March 18, 2010
Get the politute mug.when a guy sees a hot chick standing on the corner and says to his friend "i just found a positute".
by joe goff las vegas August 17, 2011
Get the positute mug.Another word to call political campaign signs and flyers that accumulate on lawns and street corners during an election year.
Person 1: Wow man, you don't look too happy. What's the matter?
Person 2: I woke up this morning and there was a bunch of politter on my lawn. I don't need someone telling me how I should vote by putting signs in my frame of vision.
Person 2: I woke up this morning and there was a bunch of politter on my lawn. I don't need someone telling me how I should vote by putting signs in my frame of vision.
by J. Martino March 11, 2009
Get the Politter mug.Beautiful,amazing, gorgus woman or girl. This girl is very pretty and love video games. She has an a mazing personality.can be bitchy sometimes but is also sweet.she has a nice body, and has a decent size butt. She is also very weird and flexible!!
Politte is a good person
by Garden baby May 15, 2018
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