politute
The oldest two professions are prostitutes and politicians respectively. You pay them both, you choose them both, and they both look to fuck you. Therefore... they are politutes.
politute by Woody Anderson August 6, 2011
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politute
......so and so voted no but after a long complimentary vacation changed said vote to yes , wink , such is a politute
politute by Bunny Skylar March 18, 2010
positute
when a guy sees a hot chick standing on the corner and says to his friend "i just found a positute".
positute by joe goff las vegas August 17, 2011
Politter
Another word to call political campaign signs and flyers that accumulate on lawns and street corners during an election year.
Person 1: Wow man, you don't look too happy. What's the matter?
Person 2: I woke up this morning and there was a bunch of politter on my lawn. I don't need someone telling me how I should vote by putting signs in my frame of vision.
Person 2: I woke up this morning and there was a bunch of politter on my lawn. I don't need someone telling me how I should vote by putting signs in my frame of vision.
Politter by J. Martino March 11, 2009
politte
Beautiful,amazing, gorgus woman or girl. This girl is very pretty and love video games. She has an a mazing personality.can be bitchy sometimes but is also sweet.she has a nice body, and has a decent size butt. She is also very weird and flexible!!
Politte is a good person
politte by Garden baby May 15, 2018
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