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You porgot to close the lights!
porgot by JerryN August 25, 2008
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Poreotics 

A dance crew you went on ABDC Season 5 and won. This crew was known for their robotics, popping, and a sense of humor in their dancing. Also they are funny outside of dancing.
Guy 1: Did yu hear about Poreotics?

Guy 2: Hell Yeah! Let's imitate poreotics making fun of JC!

Guy 1: Ok!

Guy 1 and 2: Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick!
Poreotics by Hi5R May 4, 2010
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Pornotastic 

A description for someone good looking enough to be in a decent porno.
Person 1: Wow check out that girl over there! She's hot!

Person 2: Yeah she's pornotastic!
Pornotastic by gamer999 January 7, 2009

pornotration 

The act of penetrating a woman as you watch an x-rated film.
She was so offended by the pornotration that she went and took a rape shower!
pornotration by drewniverse December 25, 2010

Pornotic 

To be of porn descent, something that is or was earlier defined as porn.
Is Jimmy reading that pornotic manga again? What a perv!
Pornotic by Pornotic February 22, 2011

pornotional items 

Using imprinted sex toys and sexual gag gifts to promote a business or service.
The Sex Therapist gave her clients pornotional items so they would remember her.
Poetry and/or spoken word of a sexual nature.

Poetry and/or spoken word that contains words that are extremely graphic in a sexual manner.

Sexual poetry.
Watch as Jasmine gets up on stage and spits that pornotry.

Her Happy Head poems are basically a form of pornotry.

Listening to pornotry gives me an eargasm.
pornotry by JasminePRain March 17, 2016
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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