Definitions by drewniverse

Glozi

Similar to a Nazi, or Nationalist Socialist. Glozi is the shorthand version of a Globalist Socialist.

His opponents accused him of being a Glozi sympathizer.

Glozi by drewniverse March 17, 2019

Dunn 

To kill oneself and your friend in a fury drunk car crash.

After I get out of the bar I don't want to take my brand new car and Dunn myself and my friend here; let's take a cab....

Dunn by drewniverse June 30, 2011

Bounced Check 

When a man ejaculates in a woman -- only to let the sperm drip out into her hand and flick it back in the mans face.

Man: "Unf! I'm going to explode! RAAHAHHHHAAAAHH!!!"

Woman: "Ok baby, but don't write checks your ass can't cash! You can have a bounced check!" ***FLICK***

Man: "WHAT THE FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!"

Bounced Check by drewniverse March 3, 2011

Carmatary

Where dead cars go to die. AKA Junkyard.

Douche Dave : "Hey Joe, wanna go to the carmatary and get some 6 foot long semi truck exhaust pipes for your brand new black Mercedes AMG?"

Joe : "Awesome idea! While we are at the carmatary let's see if we can get some bullhorns for it as well!"

Carmatary by drewniverse February 18, 2011

pornotration 

The act of penetrating a woman as you watch an x-rated film.

She was so offended by the pornotration that she went and took a rape shower!

pornotration by drewniverse December 25, 2010

FB Cheesy 

When one complains about problems on facebook -- and responds to every bit of sympathy; kind of looking a bit cheesy. Hence Facebook Cheesy. Or ---FB CHEESY---

FB Friend #1 : You know, I feel bad his grandma died and everything but he's being a little too FB Cheesy about it.

FB Friend #2: Well don't be too harsh on him, but uh yea, that is a bit FB Cheesy. :(

FB Cheesy by drewniverse November 19, 2010

Nordic Track 

To grab one's ankles during coitus in the missionary position, and move the legs back and forth like your riding a Nordic Track to orgasm.

"I rode Lynn like a Nordic Track last night, it was epic! I don't think she'll tell her friends about THAT ONE!"

Nordic Track by drewniverse March 27, 2010