A "porchmonkey" is someone of negro origin that happens to be too lazy to sleep in their own home provided by benefit, so the negro sleeps on a white mans porch and becomes a porchmonkey.

"Damn son go get ma shotgun, there be another nigger on ma porch" "Ok pa, lets torch him!"

porchmonkey by THe Holy Nazi. February 13, 2004

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porch money tits

When you can't get hired at the only strip club in a hundred miles so you just strip on your porch.

Yo, Susan might be ugly but shes on her porch money tits game for sure

porch money tits by Senior officer ballz June 4, 2018

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porchmonkey

i lazy black negro.

Look at that lazy porchmonkey asleep in that watermelon patch.

porchmonkey by tony June 26, 2006

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porchmonkey

another more suggestive name for a nigger.

Those damn porchmonkeys wont stop breeding.

porchmonkey by commando November 3, 2003

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