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porchmoney 

john's such a porchmoney!
porchmoney by cbright13 August 30, 2010
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porchmonkey 

black people...its ok im bringing back
what do you want you little porchmonkey?
porchmonkey by President Browe January 5, 2011

pourchmonkey 

blackpeople on pourches acting like monkeys
they look like monkeys n they sit on pourches to much so u get pourchmonkeys
pourchmonkey by Crzywhiteboy105 August 6, 2007

porch money tits 

When you can't get hired at the only strip club in a hundred miles so you just strip on your porch.
Yo, Susan might be ugly but shes on her porch money tits game for sure

porchmonkey 

Look at that lazy porchmonkey asleep in that watermelon patch.
porchmonkey by tony June 26, 2006

porchmonkey 

another more suggestive name for a nigger.
Those damn porchmonkeys wont stop breeding.
porchmonkey by commando November 3, 2003

porchmonkey 

Any one from any ethnic background, who is lazy,stupid and sits on the porch all doing nothing at all. These people rely on the government to give them welfare checks and food stamps to live, even though they are able to work.
1: those porchmonkeys piss me off
2: yeah, they are real pieces of trash
1: how do these lazy people get aid for doing nothing and i cant get a dime from the government to help with school. Porchmonkeys have no potential in life.
porchmonkey by hey August 16, 2008
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