porchmoney

a prostitue.

john's such a porchmoney!

by cbright13 August 30, 2010

porchmonkey

black people...its ok im bringing back

what do you want you little porchmonkey?

by President Browe January 5, 2011

pourchmonkey

blackpeople on pourches acting like monkeys

they look like monkeys n they sit on pourches to much so u get pourchmonkeys

by Crzywhiteboy105 August 6, 2007

porchmonkey

A "porchmonkey" is someone of negro origin that happens to be too lazy to sleep in their own home provided by benefit, so the negro sleeps on a white mans porch and becomes a porchmonkey.

"Damn son go get ma shotgun, there be another nigger on ma porch" "Ok pa, lets torch him!"

by THe Holy Nazi. February 13, 2004

porch money tits

When you can't get hired at the only strip club in a hundred miles so you just strip on your porch.

Yo, Susan might be ugly but shes on her porch money tits game for sure

by Senior officer ballz June 4, 2018

porchmonkey

i lazy black negro.

Look at that lazy porchmonkey asleep in that watermelon patch.

by tony June 26, 2006

porchmonkey

another more suggestive name for a nigger.

Those damn porchmonkeys wont stop breeding.

by commando November 3, 2003