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someone without a job that sits on their porch all day drink'n 40's, and trading food stamps for crack.
by pickledspork July 07, 2005
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Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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a derogatory way of describing an person of African decent
hey porch monkey--you got the money you owe me for the crack rock I sold you?
by charlie December 09, 2003
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A derogatory for a person of african or african american decent. BUT it could also mean a generally lazy person. This term came to be when you think of african americans sitting on there porch chatting it up. Also in the movie Clerks II, the sequal to Clerks, Randal tries to reclaim it as a new term for lazy people. And thus offends several customers and his boss.

*Police Officer sees Porch Monkey 4 Life written on the back of Randal's Mooby Uniform and looks flabbergasted*

Randal: Im taking it back!

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Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey!
by Dodectabone July 21, 2006
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A person who sits on the porch and watches the neighbors.

A small child that enjoys being on the porch.
And what can I get for you, little porch monkey? Oh its okay, I'm taking it back.
by Randall G June 04, 2006
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A lazy person who sits on a porch all day and stares at their neighbors
Look at that fucking porch monkey neighbor of ours, all he does is look at us all day.
by MUKUM January 06, 2009
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