popertunity

A word often used by a very enthusiastic teacher of a class who considers pop quizzes as opportunities, without feeling any mercy towards the poor children who will suffer under it.

Physics teacher: *claps hands* "TIME FOR A POPERTUNITY"
Student: "Screw you Mr. Elbaz"
Physics teacher: "what was that?"
Student: "Nothing.."

by crazydudez October 20, 2009

Pooportunity

The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.

Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"

Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."

Chad:"My tummy hurts"

by Rae$ December 11, 2016

pooportunity

The prime opportunity to take a poop. Being in the ideal situation to defecate, free from worry, interruption, or discovery.

I felt my stomach gurgling from the huge lunch I ate so the moment everyone left the office, it was the perfect pooportunity.

by nylek May 6, 2009

Window of Pooportunity

Time window in which one's poop can emerge before constipation takes effect.

Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...

Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.

by Dr Steve Stevey August 31, 2013

faux-portunity

It's presented kinda like an opportunity, but there's always a catch, which is usually a demand for something you're not really comfortable doing, which would usually require great effort and commitment on your part, and would really only serve to make the other person look good (and probably momentarily at that). Oh, and you can't get the opportunity part unless you agree to the catch, so it's basically a hustle. Usually a faux-portunity is followed by a hyped-up promise that can never be delivered. In other words, it's a complete waste of your time.

I thought he was offering me the real deal, but it was just a faux-portunity.

by rockstarawesome June 10, 2009

possertunity

means a chance, a possible opportunity.

"Is there a possertunity to stay up until midnight?"

by Sean William Reeves August 23, 2006

Pertunity

a very good that's what she said joke

- dude, how was the test?
--oh mann, it was soo hard.

- that's what she said.
--well that was a pertunity

or

--man you missed the best pertunity the other day. we were taking a french test and the teacher said "lets do the oral part first" thats what she saiid.

by thatswhatshesaid.duh. November 2, 2009